The Gregory Brothers - Zoolander the Musical lyrics
[The Gregory Brothers - Zoolander the Musical lyrics]
Let's get back to the reason
That we're really here
Without much further ado i give you
The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who
Can't Read Good what is this?
A center for ants?! What?
A center for ants?! Derek, it's just
A center for ah - ah - ah - ah - ants?!
A center for ants?! Derek
I don't wanna hear your excuses! Derek
I don't wanna hear your excuses!
The center has to be at least
3 times bigger than this
How can we teach children to read
If they can't even fit inside the building?
He's absolutely right! Thank you
Did you ever think that maybe
There's more to life
Than being really, really, really
Ridiculously good-looking?
Know what could really help you
Sort through these important issues?
I don't know orange Mocha Frappuccino!
Earth to Matilda (Matilda)
Earth to Matilda (Hello)
Can we just cut it out
With all the "Earth to"s?
We're not actually saying this is
The Earth calling you yeah, no, I got that
No, I don't think you do! Derek
Earth to Matilda you can Derelick my balls
I can Derelick my own balls
Thank you very much
A center for ants?!
Orange Mocha Frappuccino!
A center for ants?!
Earth to, Earth to Matilda
A center for ah - ah - ah - ah - ants?!
A center for ants?!
Derek i don't wanna hear your excuses!
Derek
A center for ants?! This guy is so hot
A center for ants?! Derelick my balls
A center for ah - ah - ah - ah - ants?!
A center for ants?!
Derek i don't wanna hear your excuses!
Derek i don't wanna hear your excuses!
Derek i don't wanna hear your excuses!
Derek i don't wanna hear your excuses!
That we're really here
Without much further ado i give you
The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who
Can't Read Good what is this?
A center for ants?! What?
A center for ants?! Derek, it's just
A center for ah - ah - ah - ah - ants?!
A center for ants?! Derek
I don't wanna hear your excuses! Derek
I don't wanna hear your excuses!
The center has to be at least
3 times bigger than this
How can we teach children to read
If they can't even fit inside the building?
He's absolutely right! Thank you
Did you ever think that maybe
There's more to life
Than being really, really, really
Ridiculously good-looking?
Know what could really help you
Sort through these important issues?
I don't know orange Mocha Frappuccino!
Earth to Matilda (Matilda)
Earth to Matilda (Hello)
Can we just cut it out
With all the "Earth to"s?
We're not actually saying this is
The Earth calling you yeah, no, I got that
No, I don't think you do! Derek
Earth to Matilda you can Derelick my balls
I can Derelick my own balls
Thank you very much
A center for ants?!
Orange Mocha Frappuccino!
A center for ants?!
Earth to, Earth to Matilda
A center for ah - ah - ah - ah - ants?!
A center for ants?!
Derek i don't wanna hear your excuses!
Derek
A center for ants?! This guy is so hot
A center for ants?! Derelick my balls
A center for ah - ah - ah - ah - ants?!
A center for ants?!
Derek i don't wanna hear your excuses!
Derek i don't wanna hear your excuses!
Derek i don't wanna hear your excuses!
Derek i don't wanna hear your excuses!