The Gregory Brothers - Turtles. lyrics

All rise for the guitar of liberty
As the founding fathers did rock before us
Now thou shalt rock!

You shall build a turtle fence
You shall build a turtle fence
We don't have many turtles
Well, in Michigan, we got quite a few
A turtle fence is exactly what
You would think it is
A turtle fence keeps turtles from
Being hit by cars
Those turtles that were climbing turtles
Couldn't climb over the turtle fence
(Why?) It was turtle-proof
(How?) It was three feet high
The same thing is going
To happen to healthcare
And one of these days a Congressman
From Michigan's gonna come back home and

Build a turtle fence build a turtle fence
We need a rattlesnake fence
You shall build a turtle fence
And I don't know if a snake can
Go over a fence or not
Or if a beleaguered manatee can
Swim underneath a yacht

Build a turtle fence build a turtle fence
The more I drink
The more the Congress is making sense
If turtles are becoming doctors
We need a defense
How shall we protect ourselves?
You shall build a turtle fence

I thank the people of Massachusetts
For electing me as your
Next United States senator
He's a different kind of Republican
Are you trying to say he's a lesbian?
But, I know who I am i'm Scott Brown
And I drive a truck
He's got the kind of treatment
Normally reserved for rock stars
Doing lines of coke
With some other lesbians in shady bars
He's Scott Brown he drives a truck
He's Scott Brown democrats are
Democrats told us today
What they'd really like to do is focus on

Jobs, jobs, jobs and don't forget about jobs
We're focused on jobs, jobs, jobs
For all the unemployed slobs
They put healthcare on the back burner
The back burner for now
Welders, nurses, engineers, come on down

For jobs, jobs, jobs
You shall build a turtle fence
I'll fight for jobs, jobs, jobs
When we build that fence
We shall pay our rent
I gotta buy my kids a piece of bread
Before they wake up dead we need jobs
What it seems Americans are
Truly worried about is

Football, football, football, football
The Super Bowl belongs to the
City of New Orleans it was all meant to be
It's all destiny we got the best ownership
Best coach best team

What the Saints show is that we can persevere
We overcame four storms
Overcame a national recession
And the world is taking notice
We've got some of the strongest ethics laws
We're open for business

Best ethics laws best coach
Best turtle fence best team

Woo, they got the best ethics laws
Nepotism is strictly disallowed
Except for family members
And sexy turtles, ow