Talkshow Boy - Minogue Patrol lyrics

Oh will you follow me down
Beyond the lemonade stand
Where the witches were burned and
Pro-lifers parade hand in hand
Oh it's a lovely night today
And i am drawing in the sand

I saw a poster for an evening at home
I know the doorman, so free
Entry, as for drinks
Well it said bring your own
But i can never drink alone
I have a friend, and he said

"oh! oh! oh! oh!
Oh! oh! oh! oh
Tetyana's indescribable! oh!"
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
And as the couples made love with
All the singles I saw
That all the couples were singles making
Love on my bedroom floor
And that's the beauty of champagne
And that's the beauty of your face

As Eleanora passed her body around
So the parcel was passed and the
Layers removed and we found
That she's a poet and a muse
Firmly rooted in the ground

"oh! oh! oh! oh!
Oh! oh! oh! oh
Tetyana's indescribable! oh!"
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la

"oh! oh! oh! oh!
Oh! oh! oh! oh
Tetyana's indescribable! oh!"
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la

And Rita shed her skin upon the staircase
Sipping soda
I have never met a basketcase that's sadder
Oh my dear! i mustn't
Mention Tetyana, must avoid her
Lest i harm her
Oh my dear!
I mustn't cry, i mustn't cry, i
Mustn't cry, i mustn't cry
My friend said

"oh! oh! oh! oh!
Oh! oh! oh! oh
Tetyana's indescribable! oh!"
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la
"oh! oh! oh! oh!
Oh! oh! oh! oh
Tetyana's indescribable! oh!"
Sha la la la la la la la
Sha la la la la la la la