Talkshow Boy - Rub One Out lyrics
[Talkshow Boy - Rub One Out lyrics]
(Many years ago
I once lost a job because I couldn't
Interpret an ink blot test accurately)
(A thumbs up gesture means good)
(A thumbs down gesture means bad)
(Stroking of the chin with
The thumb and forefinger)
(When a person touches their ear)
(When a person scratches the
Top of their head)
(Constantly practice these techniques)
(Intimate zone)
Don't be so hard on your body, baby
Don't work so hard all the time
Hear me now because I am your lover, baby
Rub one out tonight
(What can we learn from the hands?)
Ten til two and you never miss a beat
And you hate hot weather but
I'm turning up the heat
There's delinquents yelling crap talk
Down your headset
And when you get home
You don't even go to bed yet
Save all your pay packets
I'll buy you cat food
And quit dressing up like
A wiggified wack dude
Learn to relax
I'll scratch you on your back nude
Just get slackin' like a
Hubba Bubba well-chewed
You need a holiday back to your homeland
I need Batman comics, not a backing band
Talk sarcastic, I get sarcasm
Dare you to call in sick for a love spasm
Don't push me, push your personal Push Pop
I can lend a hand to make
The hurt in your gut stop
Find me in your bed
I'm your dedicated boy toy
Semi-semitically yours forever and a
Day by toy
Don't be so hard on your body, baby
Don't work so hard all the time
Hear me now because I am your lover, baby
Rub one out tonight
(Good)
(Job)
I really try to understand you completely
I really need to click on that wah wah
You really need a full body rub down
You really need to eat a banana
You really got a great work ethic
And I'm really blessed with your
Ring on my hand
But you gotta keep on
Breathin' and breathin'
And I gotta find more records in hot land
Don't be so hard on your body, baby
Don't work so hard all the time
Hear me now because I am your lover, baby
Rub one out tonight
(Good)
(Whether it's a finger inside)
(It's just a more comfortable position
For a woman to sit)
(People really do get hot under the collar)
(A hand placed at the back of the neck)
I once lost a job because I couldn't
Interpret an ink blot test accurately)
(A thumbs up gesture means good)
(A thumbs down gesture means bad)
(Stroking of the chin with
The thumb and forefinger)
(When a person touches their ear)
(When a person scratches the
Top of their head)
(Constantly practice these techniques)
(Intimate zone)
Don't be so hard on your body, baby
Don't work so hard all the time
Hear me now because I am your lover, baby
Rub one out tonight
(What can we learn from the hands?)
Ten til two and you never miss a beat
And you hate hot weather but
I'm turning up the heat
There's delinquents yelling crap talk
Down your headset
And when you get home
You don't even go to bed yet
Save all your pay packets
I'll buy you cat food
And quit dressing up like
A wiggified wack dude
Learn to relax
I'll scratch you on your back nude
Just get slackin' like a
Hubba Bubba well-chewed
You need a holiday back to your homeland
I need Batman comics, not a backing band
Talk sarcastic, I get sarcasm
Dare you to call in sick for a love spasm
Don't push me, push your personal Push Pop
I can lend a hand to make
The hurt in your gut stop
Find me in your bed
I'm your dedicated boy toy
Semi-semitically yours forever and a
Day by toy
Don't be so hard on your body, baby
Don't work so hard all the time
Hear me now because I am your lover, baby
Rub one out tonight
(Good)
(Job)
I really try to understand you completely
I really need to click on that wah wah
You really need a full body rub down
You really need to eat a banana
You really got a great work ethic
And I'm really blessed with your
Ring on my hand
But you gotta keep on
Breathin' and breathin'
And I gotta find more records in hot land
Don't be so hard on your body, baby
Don't work so hard all the time
Hear me now because I am your lover, baby
Rub one out tonight
(Good)
(Whether it's a finger inside)
(It's just a more comfortable position
For a woman to sit)
(People really do get hot under the collar)
(A hand placed at the back of the neck)