Talkshow Boy - Single Of The Year (Talkshow Boy Sings An Aria) lyrics
[Talkshow Boy - Single Of The Year Talkshow Boy Sings An Aria lyrics]
In an underwater slam pit
I wanna go where the people don't sleep
Cuz there's so much stuff cuz
There's so many stimuli
13, 000 hardcore kids spazzing out
In an underwater slam pit
Ben Affleck
Matt Damon
13, 000 hardcore kids spazzing out
In an underwater slam pit
I wanna go where the people don't sleep
Cuz there's so much stuff cuz
There's so many stimuli
I throw my hands in the air
And pray to the god that
My Tamagotchi is fine
How the fuck do I care for a real kid
No girls want me enough to get pregnant
If I'm too twee then I'll sing about
Guns when I prefеr my favorite albums
Hey I saw The Rеsidents play it
They'll sing Always Wasted
Elton John is gay
Don't put pretty flowers in your hair
If you're allergic to the pollen
You'll get hay fever you break
Out in a sweat
When we make love we'll cut up headlines
And mail them to our families
Reading "give us lots of money
Promise safe and prompt returns"
You are the one
Ben Affleck
Matt Damon
"Play another one of your spiffy tunes?"
Every time I put my money where my
Mouth is I get the same emcee
Tommy Lee has too many posters
Wack off blow then
They fell from the drapes
Of Will Smith's load
We'll talk shit in the cab ride home
Feel real special if the
Driver let's us smoke
I eat what I barely know
Give me deep fried meat
Hard meat and a diet coke
You'll admit that you like shit films
That you like the shit films that you like
You'll argue forever that I like dumb bands
But I get ahead on my motorbike
Cuz I can live forever and
My songs have taste
Kinda nuts like saying no shoes, no sex
Anoint at my arms and anoint
At my legs and anoint
At my hands you make me feel so blessed
And think about the girls I used
To like I should've fluttered
If it bothers me in retrospect I won't
See them again until we're dead
It kind of shakes me up when people
Just dismiss me as electro karaoke crap
I'm way more punk than that
Just ask my friends
There are flowers in your hair and
You're allergic to the pollen
You'll get hay fever you break
Out in a sweat
When we make love we'll cut up headlines
And mail them to our families
Reading "Give us lots of money
Promise safe and prompt returns"
You are the one
Close your eyes and think of England