Tech N9ne - Awkward lyrics

Yeah, heh i'm just gon' tell a
Couple stories real quick
Shit that I think is pretty awkward
You know what I'm sayin'? Check it out

Kickin' it up in Salt Lake City
'Bout to be doin' a show
And the boss stay really lovin' a nigga
I think it's because I'm
Becoming a killer forever
The piece of my thoughts weigh gritty
But one day someone say: "Why
Does he gotta be closin'?"
I am the one with the
Frozen flow and pockets bulgin'
Fairground: it was a explosion
I told the promoter to hold up and
I told him I came to rock
Give the famous spot to the
Man that claim he hot
Twenty-two thousand people saw me
Make the planet rock
But when I was done, nigga, the show was done
Right when he took the stage everybody runs
And the outcome was three hundred
Folks set a show
So I'm at the shilo and it was

Awkward, situation is absurd
Irregular and awkward
Such a feeling is, not heard
In my circle when it's awkward
Situation is absurd irregular and awkward
Such a feeling is, not heard, awkward

Great sex, thanks, Tech
That's what she say, I grab the latex
Off of me, and throw it away to be safe
And I give her the getaway-look
And I say softly:
"We gotta move, my bus is leavin'"
I guess that wasn't a good enough reason
To have to go, I gave her a shirt
Not my jersey, I know it hurts
And then I heard call somebody
Saying come and get me
Grab the gun that's with me that's a no no
You came and you leaving solo, keep it dolo
Making the walk of shame then I
Let her out the front
I was in the crunch when the
Person standin' at the door
Said: "I'm her husband, man, we love you
And this is what she really wants"

Awkward, situation is absurd
Irregular and awkward
Such a feeling is, not heard
In my circle when it's awkward
Situation is absurd irregular and awkward
Such a feeling is, not heard, awkward
I ain't even gonna rap this verse
I'm just gonna tell you the story
Cause it's funny as hell to me
You know what I'm sayin'?
We shootin' "Am I A Psycho?"
Video down in Atlanta
Somewhere outside of Atlanta, it
Was cold as hell, it was dark
You know what I'm sizzlin'
We only had like one trailer for everybody
It was just me, BoB and his people, my people
You know what I'm sizzlin'? Aqualeo
Satin star, their people
You know what I'm sizzlin'?
Hopsin's people, uh, uh, the make up ladies
People that are in the video
You know I'm sizzlin'? We all in there
Drinkin' you know what I'm sizzlin'?
I'm in the back all the time
I'm reclusive kinda you know what I'm sayin'
So BoB came in the back and he said to me:
"Hey, man, you fuck with them tools?"
I said: "Tools?" He say: "yeah, man
You fuck with them tools?"
And he pointed his hand like like a gun
And I said: "I ain't got no tools
Here if that's what you askin'"
And he said: "No
I thought I saw some tools back here"
I said: "Hell nah, nigga, I ain't
Got no tools back here, man"
"Nigga, I got God with me
Nigga, and angels around me, "
And we start laughing, and
He's like: "Nah, nah
Cause I go to the gun range"
And I'm like: "Oh, that's cool
But we good right here, man
We ain't got no guns down
Here" and we was laughing
And when he was leaving out
I said: "Hey, nigga
It's all Jesus my brotha!"
Ha ha haha, nigga talkin' 'bout tools
You know what I'm sayin'?

Awkward, situation is absurd
Irregular and awkward
Such a feeling is, not heard
In my circle when it's awkward
Situation is absurd irregular and awkward
Such a feeling is, not heard, awkward