Tech N9ne - Hood Connection, Strange Commercial lyrics

And now
For America's #1 show: The Hood Connection
With your host: Rob Ethan!

Hood Connect, it's strictly about the sex
It's the Hood Connect
We give what the bitch will take
The Hood Connect, it's strictly about the sex
It's just the Hood Connect
Da da duh-duh-duh dadadada

Well, hello
And welcome to the Hood Connection
Today's contestant happens to be torn between
Three womenThat's his wife, his bitch
And his girl boooo!
Ha ha ha
I can't wait to see how this one pans out
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And we're back on the Hood Connection
When we left
Our contestant had a choice between his wife
His bitch his girl
Or you can take them all for the
Win with the spin of that wheel
What's it gonna be?
I think I'm gonna go for the spin, Rob
I'm gonna go for the spin
He's gonna go the spin!
Ok here we go, I gotta spin this motherfucker
Wheel spinning ah!