Tech N9ne, Krizz Kaliko - KJOMD lyrics

Uh uh uh what?
KJOMD baby what's kjomd?
This right here

I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes
Cause it's always on their mind
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure
Cause they seem to love you more, baby
I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know
But it gets me what I need
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure
Cause they love you more than me baby

You ever been in a predicament
When you and your lady are fussin'
And cussin'
And she don't wanna deal with you but you
Pull out your dick and get to stickin'
Her and all of a sudden wanna chill
And have a meal with you
That's crazy right? She ain't even
Got a feel for you
All she want is the pecker to fetch her
My tallywacker to break her

When she mad at you no matter
What kinda ill you do
My dick get all the love
So many women got jaws for blood
They even give draws they kissin' balls but
No kiss at all for mug
(Hahh) I no my breath don't stink
Any more neglect and my chest go sink
Baby I want love and a kiss thang it's pain
But, I'm sayin' I'm kinda jealous of my dick
Man

I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes
Cause it's always on their mind
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure
Cause they seem to love you more
I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know
But it gets me what I need baby
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure
Cause they seem to love you more

I can already see the call
They don't wanna be with me at all
They just wanna do D to balls
I shouldn't a ever let it be free to ya'll
Cause my heart be hurtin'
But my private part be squrtin'
I don't even get attention in spurts
Whenever I'm lookin' for love
And sex be certain i even have a lot sayin'
I ain't givin you none but I
Can suck you off damn!
I don't think I would ever cut you off
Cause look at the crazy amount
Of nuts you lost but they all wanna bone me
They don't want to get to know me
They wanna dome me but I'm hungry
For lovin' I never get because of my dick
Bitch I'm lonely

I'm kinda jealous of my dick sometimes
Cause it's always on their mind
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure
Cause they seem to love you more
I'm kinda jealous of my dick, you know
But it gets me what I need
I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure

Kali Baby!
It gets me in to problems and it gets me out
Gets me into arguments and don't
Even know what it's about
Call him the Black n' Decker
Pecker he's a home wrecker
Drops 'em to they knees and
He's a little chin checker
See it's either him or me
Lately we becoming enemies
Only likely when I'm in between them
And they say they love me when I'm in the V
I try to tell them get out
And then they spit out
And they scream my ding-a-ling
They can't live without abusin my unit
Just wish they love me more then my middle

I said you love me but I hate you, Fo' Sho'
You can't see me but I've watched you
Kinda women that you love them (hoes)
If there's a way to stop it I don't, know
Kind of jealous
(I'm kinda jealous of my dick you know)
It's crazy crazy crazy, I'm kind of jealous
(I'm kinda jealous of my dick for sure)
My johnson, my unit, my peter, my trunk
My everything wrong
I'm kinda jealous kinda jealous
Of my dick sometimes yeah