Tech N9ne - The Waitress lyrics

(Hi, may I take your order?)

Dwamn! Hey, that's all I'ma say right now
I'm at a loss for words, girl, you, girl
Gon' take that bow
You lookin' boy, my lady would hate this
If she knew that I was out with
Her but I'm trippin' off the waitress

Woo shit! Who's this? Baby, why you do this?
I'm sittin' here with another female and
It's 'posed to be exclusive
Beauty, fully loaded booty hips and thighs
I want a raspberry lemonade, baby
And whatever yo name is on the side
You speak unique
Beautiful teeth I just peeped
It's makin' me weak to the
Point I can't even eat
'Cause you give me butterflies
Them butter thighs need to be publicized


A wonderful face and waist
That's great and there's
No mistake that I love the eyes
Never like them other guys
'cause when I want it I'm on it
The way I'm watchin' you feel uncomfortable
Don't it?
But, I'm thinkin' you should be in movies
And this you need to quit
Then suddenly under my table I got a kick

I'm with my girlie but I'm
Lookin' at the waitress
I'm at a business meeting
Trippin' off the waitress
Can't think of eatin', man
My girl will really hate this
I'm sittin' here with her but
Starin' at the waitress
And I like the way the waitress
(work that, work that)
Come get your money, girl, and
(work that, work that)
I really like the way you
(work that, work that)
Can I get you on the floor?
(Work that, work that)
The waitress got it goin' on

Take my order anytime, I come here many times
A week so she can give me mine
Baby girl is plenty fine
Business meeting, Capital Grill
Was sippin' when she caught my eye
When she came over to us I said
"Can I get yo number on the fly?"
Smell like no other
Look like she strip undercover
Wish I could follow her home and just
Say thank you to her mother
Another interested brother who'd love
To become your lover
Burn rubber to the spot to tell my
Dogs how much I dug ya
Outta here but I'm not gonna leave this
Place without gettin' in yo face
I'm not a disgrace so I
Gotta see how you taste
And I move at a puma's pace so baby please
If you find the time to get up out the weeds
I wanna make you my squeeze 'cause
These other chicks you supersede
I call her waitress and homie
I call him server
The waiter's a bloody murder
I never wanna hear no murmur no further
'Cause she's bliss
I'm tryin' to get in yo mix
I want you so my order you can 86

I'm with my girlie but I'm
Lookin' at the waitress
I'm at a business meeting
Trippin' off the waitress
Can't think of eatin', man
My girl will really hate this
I'm sittin' here with her but
Starin' at the waitress
And I like the way the waitress
(Work that, work that)
Come get your money, girl, and
(Work that, work that)
I really like the way you
(Work that, work that)
Can I get you on the floor?
(Work that, work that)
The waitress got it goin' on

And don't be tippin' her below 20 percent
She need plenty for rent
Leave her with pennies, then see her vent
To get money's her purpose, you don't tip
Go get burgers
Believe her's is for TEPS meaning
Tuition Ensuring Prompt Service
I'm nervous 'cause I'm gawkin' mom's curvage
I'm beyond flirtish
Us hookin' up we both concerted
Where you get that smell from?
She would never tell one
But she told me this
She say me she liked me 'cause I'm well done
Now your girl lookin' real, real stanky
Ain't she? 'Cause she know you lookin' at
The waitress thinkin' hanky panky
Her attitude is wonderful
Even got the strength to thank me
Even though she a single parent breakin'
Her back but ain't so cranky
I had to make her my girl
Now she gon' eat with me
Southern booty, mane
I truly never need to flee
I'm stayin' focused
The waitress got me posted
But dwamn, look at that booty on the hostess

I'm with my girlie but I'm
Lookin' at the waitress
I'm at a business meeting
Trippin' off the waitress
Can't think of eatin', man
My girl will really hate this
I'm sittin' here with her but
Starin' at the waitress
And I like the way the waitress
(Work that, work that)
Come get your money, girl, and
(Work that, work that)
I really like the way you
(Work that, work that)
Can I get you on the floor?
(Work that, work that)
The waitress got it goin' on

Work that, work that-that-that
Work that, work that-that-that
Work that, work that-that-that
Work that, work that-that-that