Tech N9ne, ¡MAYDAY!, Krizz Kaliko - Wake and Bake lyrics

Uh, huh, okay, light it!

Wake up in the morning
Hit the porch and puff a doobie
Wake and baking got me coughing up a lugie
Make a quick mimosa
Now I'm feeling kinda groovy
Got to find that chick that
Got the biggest booty
But she got to have the
Facial features of Karrueche
Easy sex, she got the diamonds in the coochie
Get me girls to gift to guys
To grip and give them Gucci
Living lavish, looking loving lot of Luchi
Got to give a shout out
To my other mother Ruby
That's because she's always been
An angel to me plus I wanna give one to
My OG brother Scoobie
Packed a punch that'd make


A sucka nigga woozy
Loving leaf and liquor ever since
I was a juvie
Now I need another, no, I'm not a newbie
Smoking reefer with the darker
Nigga from the Luniz
Piece of hotter head is stuck
Off in her booties

Got them vape toys that creates joy
Such a great choice wake and bake, boy

(Wake and bake)
When I get up, I gotta keep the lit up
My nigga! (Wake and bake)
Puffiing on the loud
We gon' make the clouds bigger!
(Wake and bake)
Gotta get up, I gotta keep the lit up
My nigga! (Wake and bake)
Oh, no, no, no, no, can't sleep!
I got the "ooh" weed, ah!

Open up my eyes and eat
Some roaches for my breakfast
Don't know where I am 'cause
Lately I been living reckless
Dig 'em out the ashtray
Smoke 'em 'till I'm breathless
Soaking up the high and try to
Focus on my next shit
Toking on that lion 'till
I spot other dimensions
Fuck a GPS, my dude too high to get reception
I been on a mission
Just to get us all that necklace
Hitting every city with
The motherfucking vengeance
Maybe it's in excess, maybe it's expected
Maybe you can blame it
On material possessions
When I'm getting high it's when
I tell you my direction
But, if it's up to me I'd
Rather lie and give y'all guessing
Every single morning I'm just
Smoking on my blessings
Mix a little coffee with my cannabis and exit
I know it's infectious
A spiritual connection
I get when I wake up and
Turn into the smoking session

Got them vape toys that creates joy
Such a great choice wake and bake, boy

(Wake and bake)
When I get up, I gotta keep the lit up
My nigga! (Wake and bake)
Puffing on the loud
We gon' make the clouds bigger!
(Wake and bake)
When I get up, I gotta keep the lit up
My nigga! (Wake and bake)
Oh, no, no, no
Don't sleep! I got the "ooh" weed!

Waking up, I'm baking blunts, I'm going
Somebody stop me
I fly my definitions higher than Hitachi
Last night I was drinking
Got my thinking kinda choppy
My girl came over knocking
Calling out for papi
Fly as Nicaragua and dressed
In Louie and Versace
I bent her over and I fried her like hibachi
Feeling high and cocky
Balling out like Bocci
She brought a friend who had a tight end
Jeremy Shockey matter fact
The volcano was loaded up and locky
Vaporized the weed and dropping treats
Like we were Rocky
All the brothers bringing over
Trees was kinda sloppy
But ¡Mayday!'s packing pens that's got
Your friends acting like zombies
Nakatomi Nazis, die and hard to proxy
But fuck a middleman
You know that Joanie only Chachi's
Rappers's butts are pressing us
To snooze, bitch, watch me
Wake and bake and take it
To the face like paparazzi

Got them vape toys that creates joy
Such a great choice wake and bake, boy

(Wake and bake)
When I get up, I gotta keep the lit up
My nigga! (Wake and bake)
Puffing on the loud
We gon' make the clouds bigger!
(Wake and bake) i said I gotta get up, I
Gotta keep the lit up, my nigga!
(Wake and bake)
Oh, no, no, no, no, don't see!
I got the "oh" weed, my nigga!