Ted Roe - Thee Roe Show lyrics

"and during the few moments we have left
We want to have just an "off the cuff" chat
Between You & Me: Us!
We want to talk right down to Earth
In a language that everybody
Here can easily understand
We all agree tonight"

As I, pondered my plight
The answer blew my socks i was chillin'
Then I started gettin’ bested and got
The streets boiled over
On to brew and concoct
Starbucks: gettin' cream out this vacant lot
And why not claim the spot?
I'm so charming and witty
Chairman of The Swamp, no need to vote
It's my city
If not, bring the ho to go toe to toe wit me
Soul Controller of the hardest committee
Ya dig me? Chew'n competition like Wrigley's
Rollin’ in a ‘95 Audi outta Findlay, simply
Black, Sunroof, Rims Match, Dark Tinting
Herbal Tea, Hennessy and burn my hickory
Degenerate, like Triple H
My pedigree is pimpery south Side
What I ride the Opposite of Stickney
Well read flow while the simpletons simply
Wreck slow
Douse Clearisil on these pimpled geeks
Skills real ill, built in 550 weeks
And cages more Cash than Ohio Penitentiaries
Set foot in 419 gotta mention me
T-E-Double D
Why? Cuz you're listening… Nigga!

At every show I'm proving
And even when I'm losing
I learn a lesson, tough battles
Bet I earn my bruises
So watch the path you choose and
Clock mail like NetFlix
Strategy 22 is, "Know when to exit"
Play it like Chess sets, aware of every move
Leave all the foes confused leave
All the hoes with blues
Red lips is on the shoes
Peep how I keep it smooth
Either get in the groove
Or you can get removed

Seelife is short
But too long for me to be an early peaker
Posted in the crib
Rappin' to a broken speaker
Cr-Cra-Craf, Crafting my contracts
Polishing my sneakers i was bred as a Titan
Every adversary's weaker
Shout to Mr wizard's in
The kitchen whippin' beakers
Throw a stack in church
Help the hustle of the preacher
Mind of a Mob Boss, Tongue of a teacher
With the features of a King and
The hunger of a creature
Steady counting cheddy
Throw confetti to the bleachers
Sly: Hamburglar Might Grimace when
I greet you mentally mapping out your mind
When I meet you
I’m Tear Gas: find a crease I can seep thru
Analyzed my problems: I'm the
Cancer and the chemo
So you can wait for Jesus
I Swamp Up and heal the people
And get it started like the
T that's in Toledo
And that's The Real Roe, nigga

"Welcome"