The 30 Rock Show - Werewolf Bar Mitzvah lyrics
[The 30 Rock Show - Werewolf Bar Mitzvah lyrics]
Aw man, Tray, look up at the sky
It's a full moon on the Sabbath
This is scary break it down
I was working late on my Haftorah
When I heard a knock on my bedroom doorah
I opened it up and to my surprise
There was a werewolf standing there
With glowing gold eyes
He says tomorrow my son, you will be a man
But tonight's the time to
Join the wolfen clan
Tomorrow you will stand at the bimah and pray
But tonight let's gaze at the moon and bay
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spooky scary
Boys becoming men men becoming wolves
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spooky scary
Boys becoming men men becoming wolves
Alright, that was great Tray
Okay, it's over, that's a wrap, oh
The next day what happened
The Talmud didn't teach, oh there's more
I got up in front of everyone
To give my little speech
Then my teeth turned into fangs
And my nails into claws
And I nearly dropped the Torah
When my hands turned into paws
I growled and I roared
And my rabbi did as well
It was a rocking werewolf zoo
At Temple Beth-Emmanuel
Ey man, where'd you learn
All these Jewish words?
My manager, Harvey Lemmings
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spooky scary
Boys becoming men men becoming wolves
I don't, I
I just don't think this the idea of the song
Can sustain it'self for that long
Because it, it seems a little sweaty now
So this whole premise is sweaty
We had a reception at
The Larchmont Country Club
They served a real nice brisket and
An eight foot party sub
I danced with my cousins
I got money from my folks
We had a lot of fun making circumcision jokes
Then I remembered the premise of my song
I was at a nice reception but
The werewolf part was gone
So we pulled ourselves together and
We're wolf men again
Just in time for monster fight to begin, no
All the country club employees
Were brain sucking pack
Who had all turned into zombies
And were on the attack, no man
So we fought them and some
Dracula's and Frankensteins too
'Cause you gotta love Bar Mitzvah
Even if you're not a, aroo
Werewolf Bar Mitzvahs spooky scary
Boys becoming men men becoming wolves
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah kooky hairy
Boys becoming men men becoming wolves
I don't want this, I don't like this
This is scary
Turning into werewolves and stuff, you know?
I got excited when I saw poodle
On the street the other day aroo!
It's a full moon on the Sabbath
This is scary break it down
I was working late on my Haftorah
When I heard a knock on my bedroom doorah
I opened it up and to my surprise
There was a werewolf standing there
With glowing gold eyes
He says tomorrow my son, you will be a man
But tonight's the time to
Join the wolfen clan
Tomorrow you will stand at the bimah and pray
But tonight let's gaze at the moon and bay
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spooky scary
Boys becoming men men becoming wolves
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spooky scary
Boys becoming men men becoming wolves
Alright, that was great Tray
Okay, it's over, that's a wrap, oh
The next day what happened
The Talmud didn't teach, oh there's more
I got up in front of everyone
To give my little speech
Then my teeth turned into fangs
And my nails into claws
And I nearly dropped the Torah
When my hands turned into paws
I growled and I roared
And my rabbi did as well
It was a rocking werewolf zoo
At Temple Beth-Emmanuel
Ey man, where'd you learn
All these Jewish words?
My manager, Harvey Lemmings
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spooky scary
Boys becoming men men becoming wolves
I don't, I
I just don't think this the idea of the song
Can sustain it'self for that long
Because it, it seems a little sweaty now
So this whole premise is sweaty
We had a reception at
The Larchmont Country Club
They served a real nice brisket and
An eight foot party sub
I danced with my cousins
I got money from my folks
We had a lot of fun making circumcision jokes
Then I remembered the premise of my song
I was at a nice reception but
The werewolf part was gone
So we pulled ourselves together and
We're wolf men again
Just in time for monster fight to begin, no
All the country club employees
Were brain sucking pack
Who had all turned into zombies
And were on the attack, no man
So we fought them and some
Dracula's and Frankensteins too
'Cause you gotta love Bar Mitzvah
Even if you're not a, aroo
Werewolf Bar Mitzvahs spooky scary
Boys becoming men men becoming wolves
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah kooky hairy
Boys becoming men men becoming wolves
I don't want this, I don't like this
This is scary
Turning into werewolves and stuff, you know?
I got excited when I saw poodle
On the street the other day aroo!