The Adventures of Duane , ​brentalfloss - Mario 3 lyrics

W We're back in this bitch
(You know we're scratching that itch)
I'll throw a turtle shell up at
You and I'll bust your lip
Third game, and fuck getting old
All we do is fart and curse, so fuck it
We're golden the king has been transformed
And Toads are calling
Now I'm in the Grass Land
And Luigi's following

We're in the Grass Land
(You're in the Grass Land)
I got cash in my hand
(Got that cash in your hand)
And I'm rolling up coins for that ass
I got fifteen cents
And you're all getting smashed
(You know, cause we're swag and stuff)
(So cool, We're getting crunk or whatever)
Oh, no, Desert Land
(Why's it gotta be so hot out here?)
This shit's getting out of hand
(Most certainly)
The sun, not my friend (Oh god, why me?)
The fun just never ends (Come on)

Larry and Morton and Wendy O
Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, and Ludwig (Fo' sho')
They got brand new wands and shit
Taking over castles, real pains in the ass
So i'm back with my suspenders on
Gonna dust off my cap, shit
I'll fly through the air
Just like a raccoon
Leaving Koopalings doomed
Choking on fucking Goomba Boot stew

We will stomp your face (That's right)
Into outer space that don't make no sense
Mario Bros, represent (Yes it does)

(Oh, great italians)
The name's Toad, you can call me Toad
You're up in my house now
My little humble abode
Ain't got no guest bed, guest room
Not even a guest chair no bathroom
Just the three wooden chests there
So, let me guess: You're gonna
Take my best shit
And peace out like "what?", nah
Kick it with me for a bit
In this kingdom, I'm largely ignored
But, yo
I got more cribs than a maternity ward
I got homes and hoes in each world
Widespread yeah, the ladies love my
Big old mushroom head
You want to have some fun? Let
Me spin you some cards
My minigames bring all the boys to the yard
But what I really hope you
Get is nothing at all
You want to rob Toad's house? yeah
You can suck my tiny balls (Ba balls)
Swing your arms from side to side
(I'm doing it)
Take a dump in your pants (I'm not doing it)
Take a step, and back again
That's the Mario dance

Come on! I'm c-c-crushing in this boot
Couldn't run and lost my Frog Suit
Find a secret block and put this
Whistle on a long toot
Ghosts are coming at me
Gonna look 'em in the eyes
Don't you know I'm going on a boot ride?
(yeah)
Check it out, I got the boot (Yes you do)
Take a walk on your face
(Fucking stomping 'em)
Don't you know I got the boot?
(Most certainly)
Put you back in your place (W-w-wasted)
Hopping around (The boot)
Stomping the ground (The boot)
Taking you down (The boot)
Four hundred pounds (The boot)
"Actually, that's a shoe" (The shoe)
Nobody cares! (The boot)
Hey, look at that, I got a star, yeah!

(Smoke weed everyday)
(I'll Duane "The Rock" Johnson, Dude)
("Dude", what?, Really?)
(What, are you mad, bro?, I'm not even mad)
(Well, I'm sorry, brah, but it looks like I'm
About to take you to Suplex City, bitch)
I say, I say, I say
Why you taking my star from me?
You got twenty-nine lives, man
I only got three
Man, that's bologna, your stats are below me
I'll stick a feather in your cap
And I'll call it rigatoni

(You would call it rigatoni, you fat fuck)
(Ah, c'mon, man
I'm not even fat! I've just got
A lot of big bones)
(yeah, that's cause you're in the dog house
Learn how to string a rhyme together, fucko)
(Oh, yeah, so original)

Hit the POW Block
Flip the spiked turtles over
Gonna hit it right back
And I'll take out your shoulder bone
Cut it out, you fucker, just leave me alone
I'm gonna jump on your parietal lobe
You fucking motherfucker!

(Heh, Lisa Loeb)

(Smoke weed everyday) wait a minute
There's a secret in this tunnel
Nope, Piranha Plant, you're no fun
Rock a Tanooki like I did it for nookie
A falling statue in the air like
"You fell and you shook me!"
I'm the mustached plumber
Fucking pummel the sun
I'll fuck your mama in the butthole and
Go out for a fun run

He's on a fun run! (I'm on a fun run)
I know that! I'm not a dumb dumb!
Rocking this motherfucker
Destroying this place
John Leguizamo, no 'stache on my face
I got my Hammer Suit
Implied facepalming steady
And I'm a-throwing shit up
Like Mom's spaghetti (It's ready)
(Booty, booty, booty, No)

(My fellow Koopas
The time for change is upon us)
(The time has come to take
Back what is rightfully ours)
(The time has come to take
Back the Mushroom Kingdom)
(We will conquer all who oppose us)
(We will never give up!
We will never surrender)
(We will clean our teeth on
The bones of our enemies, Can you dig it?)

(Weed everyday) larry, you do nothing
Nothing, you do
I'm gonna do you like a mid level
Boss and not even mention you
Morton's fat, what you think about that?
I would have hit him three times
But he collapsed and had a heart attack
Hey there, Wendy
Save those hoops for your mama
I'mma warp past the castle
To avoid the drama, bitch
Iggy, you're a nerd with a fat head
(Iggy, you're a nerd with a fat head)
Roy, I'll royally rumble your face right now
Leave you rolling like a tumbleweed
Tumbling down
Took down Lemmy, it wasn't even a brawl
Sorry, little buddy, hate to burst your balls
And then there's Ludwig
He doesn't even amuse me
He ain't nothing but a
Double-stomping-ass Gary Busey (Randy)
(What are you doing?, Hey, Randy)
(Come on! Really?)

Hey, Toadstool, look at me
I made it to the castle (Waffles)
There wasn't no Thwomps or falling blocks
On the screen I couldn't handle (Waffles)
Still coming with a fireball in my hand
Would have had the Hammer Suit
But damn the Ice Land
Now to King Koopa's lair with
A smile on my face
And Luigi, he's my right hand man
Oh my gosh (Waffles) oh my gosh (Waffles)

We're the Mario Brothers
And plumbing's our game
We're not like the others who
Get all the fame
The kingdom is safe, except World Three
Fuck that level, big fish scare me
You kidnapped the princess
(You done fucked up)
Now we're coming for your
Motherfucking dinosaur nuts
Picking up coins, It's time to get paid
If I wasn't out here I'd be out getting

Koopa's coming for ya
I'd rather just ignore ya
Why don't you retire
Take your fat ass to Florida
You freaking retard idiot fag
Fat motherfucking dick-licking shit in a bag
You fucking asshole, cocksucking bitch-ass ho
I'll fuck your fucking shit ass, bitch
Fuck the floor

You're jumping on the ground
You're about to fall through
Iggy must've got his fat head from you
It's time to save the Princess
Get out of my way
And then Luigi jumped in and saved the day
(Hey! Bullshit, Hooray for Luigi)

(Where my chicken wings?)