The Cast of Bodied, Shoniqua Shandai, Dumbfoundead - Devine Wright vs. Prospek lyrics
[The Cast of Bodied, Shoniqua Shandai, Dumbfoundead - Devine Wright vs. Prospek lyrics]
Fuck this Asian motherfucker!
Fuck this kamikaze-plane, Tamagotchi-playin'
Shots-of-saki taking motherfucker!
Fuck Lucy Liu and Sulu, too!
Fuck your ninja stars, your Subaru
Fuck Buddha and Confucius, too!
Wait, actually
I don't know if I should be rhyming all that
I don't know how China attacks
I'm not tryna to get a cyber-attack
Or trying to get hacked
If you were on your deathbed and
Saw your life in a flash
It would be you designing an
App, dining on cats
And doing science and math
Your family's either making Civics or has
A nail and facial business
I'm surprised the movie Crash didn't
Have more Asians in it
Why is it so hard for you to drive?
I seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
You motherfuckers used to fly
You know what you call goin' with an
Asian on a Uber ride? Suicide!
If I cut your voice box
I bet you'd bleed soy sauce
When you're at the arcade
They mistakin' your eyes for the coin slots
This Asian is an overachiever
You be catchin' more dogs than you
Can store in the freezer
Your idea of playing catch is throwing
A cleaver at a golden retriever
So if I call you
A rice-farming, bootlegging, dry-cleaning
Bad driving piece of shit and
These dudes will laugh
And if you're wondering why I'm
Dissing Asiansyou do the math
This bitch got at me for being Asian
Mmm but came with some weak shit
So now I gotta get on my shit dissing
Ladies 'cause that's clearly what she is!
Ain't no vaginoplast' that can give
Her a tighter snatch
This bitch got a wider gap than
The income between white and black
If she ain't giving up the pussy
You could get sucked then, that's a black ho
I said even if she ain't giving up the pussy
You could get sucked in –
That's a black hole!
Before I even let the gun kiss her
I'ma give this bitch a Tic Tac
(Whoo) 'Cause her breath is so foul
When she spit it got a kickback!
They be havin' stage fright when
I whip out this dick
'Cause it'll make a bitch choke and
Then forget how to spit
She too ugly to even feed her the D
The only way a nigga keep her in Gs
If she Ayesha Curry and her cookin'
Make niggas weak in the knees
She be having welfare babies
But I give the hustle respect
'Cause we both sonning niggas
Just for the check!
I know y'all confused by what we doin'
So check it we just figured
We'd flip the same shit we always
Hear from you fuck niggas!
So yo, Pro, we killed this
Shit, we fuckin' em up, nigga
And for the rest of y'all, you can do them
Cliché barsbut you can't do
Them better than US, nigga!
Fuck this kamikaze-plane, Tamagotchi-playin'
Shots-of-saki taking motherfucker!
Fuck Lucy Liu and Sulu, too!
Fuck your ninja stars, your Subaru
Fuck Buddha and Confucius, too!
Wait, actually
I don't know if I should be rhyming all that
I don't know how China attacks
I'm not tryna to get a cyber-attack
Or trying to get hacked
If you were on your deathbed and
Saw your life in a flash
It would be you designing an
App, dining on cats
And doing science and math
Your family's either making Civics or has
A nail and facial business
I'm surprised the movie Crash didn't
Have more Asians in it
Why is it so hard for you to drive?
I seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
You motherfuckers used to fly
You know what you call goin' with an
Asian on a Uber ride? Suicide!
If I cut your voice box
I bet you'd bleed soy sauce
When you're at the arcade
They mistakin' your eyes for the coin slots
This Asian is an overachiever
You be catchin' more dogs than you
Can store in the freezer
Your idea of playing catch is throwing
A cleaver at a golden retriever
So if I call you
A rice-farming, bootlegging, dry-cleaning
Bad driving piece of shit and
These dudes will laugh
And if you're wondering why I'm
Dissing Asiansyou do the math
This bitch got at me for being Asian
Mmm but came with some weak shit
So now I gotta get on my shit dissing
Ladies 'cause that's clearly what she is!
Ain't no vaginoplast' that can give
Her a tighter snatch
This bitch got a wider gap than
The income between white and black
If she ain't giving up the pussy
You could get sucked then, that's a black ho
I said even if she ain't giving up the pussy
You could get sucked in –
That's a black hole!
Before I even let the gun kiss her
I'ma give this bitch a Tic Tac
(Whoo) 'Cause her breath is so foul
When she spit it got a kickback!
They be havin' stage fright when
I whip out this dick
'Cause it'll make a bitch choke and
Then forget how to spit
She too ugly to even feed her the D
The only way a nigga keep her in Gs
If she Ayesha Curry and her cookin'
Make niggas weak in the knees
She be having welfare babies
But I give the hustle respect
'Cause we both sonning niggas
Just for the check!
I know y'all confused by what we doin'
So check it we just figured
We'd flip the same shit we always
Hear from you fuck niggas!
So yo, Pro, we killed this
Shit, we fuckin' em up, nigga
And for the rest of y'all, you can do them
Cliché barsbut you can't do
Them better than US, nigga!