The Chad Mitchell Trio - Talking Football lyrics
[The Chad Mitchell Trio - Talking Football lyrics]
Every fall when the leaves turn brown
Friday evening rolls around
I sit down in my TV chair
My face assumes a TV stare goodbye, world
Goodbye, family it's football time
It's highlight films of last week's games
Commercials starring big league names
Analysis of all the plays
Pickin' the winners for Saturday
Interviews with the stars
Interviews with the water boy
Interviews with the fullback's grandmother
On Saturday it's do or die
For dear old Siwash will defy
The enemy to dim our stars
Who have their eyes on brand new cars
Thank God for scholarships
Thank God for alumni
Thank God for the school of education
Now, my poor wife has got it rough
'Cause Saturdays would be enough
But Sunday's a tale she knows too well
A double header in the NFL
She says I don't listen to her
Said she was going to Reno
Sounded to me like a new formation
Now, half time shows with pretty girls
In little short skirts and long blond curls
But who's got time for majorettes when
NBC has got the Jets
And I just can't afford two
Sets, but don't fret, jets
With four hundred thousand dollars for Namath
And two hundred thousand for Huarte
You can spend them to death
The terminology is givin' me fit's
It's red dogs, cornerbacks
Double safety blitz
Jitterbugging, automatic, submarine, zip
Zig-out, down-and-out, collarbone, hip
Listen to the huddle
Hear the quarterback say
"Tucker, just take that ball and
Run for your life
It's your turn to be on instant replay"
Well, as I sat there sipping beer
A shoe came whistlin' by my ear
A bullet pass, I really mean
It went right through the TV screen
My wife was laughing hysterically
I said, "Don't worry, honey
I can have it fixed by next Saturday"
Friday evening rolls around
I sit down in my TV chair
My face assumes a TV stare goodbye, world
Goodbye, family it's football time
It's highlight films of last week's games
Commercials starring big league names
Analysis of all the plays
Pickin' the winners for Saturday
Interviews with the stars
Interviews with the water boy
Interviews with the fullback's grandmother
On Saturday it's do or die
For dear old Siwash will defy
The enemy to dim our stars
Who have their eyes on brand new cars
Thank God for scholarships
Thank God for alumni
Thank God for the school of education
Now, my poor wife has got it rough
'Cause Saturdays would be enough
But Sunday's a tale she knows too well
A double header in the NFL
She says I don't listen to her
Said she was going to Reno
Sounded to me like a new formation
Now, half time shows with pretty girls
In little short skirts and long blond curls
But who's got time for majorettes when
NBC has got the Jets
And I just can't afford two
Sets, but don't fret, jets
With four hundred thousand dollars for Namath
And two hundred thousand for Huarte
You can spend them to death
The terminology is givin' me fit's
It's red dogs, cornerbacks
Double safety blitz
Jitterbugging, automatic, submarine, zip
Zig-out, down-and-out, collarbone, hip
Listen to the huddle
Hear the quarterback say
"Tucker, just take that ball and
Run for your life
It's your turn to be on instant replay"
Well, as I sat there sipping beer
A shoe came whistlin' by my ear
A bullet pass, I really mean
It went right through the TV screen
My wife was laughing hysterically
I said, "Don't worry, honey
I can have it fixed by next Saturday"