The Cleveland Show - Kenny West vs. Cleveland Brown Jr. Rap Battle lyrics
[The Cleveland Show - Kenny West vs. Cleveland Brown Jr. Rap Battle lyrics]
It's Kenny sippin' Henny
Rhymes slicker than Teflon
At Stoolbend High, I'm the black Zac Efron
And when I meet a shorty, you know
We're goin' bedwards
Pullin' more tail than my man, John Edwards
Lumpy, chunky, booger-eatin' chump be
Actin' outta place like
Hootie singin' country!
Leave my girl alone and
Get your own tenderoni
C'mon, who are we kidding?
You're used to being lonely
I need to say something here
Eh, hello, can you hear me? A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Someone should've told you not
To fuck with me
You think you can rhyme, man?
Your flow was amateur i'm a nerd
I can smoke you with iambic pentameter
Mess with me, homeboy, don't wanna risk it
I'll burn you like Mrs
Friedman's god-awful brisket
Yeah, how you like me now, bitch?
Fall back, big boy
'cause ya steppin' to the best
Kenny West, test, test, test
Yo, is this thing on? Qach yo’ baq HIch qaq!
Yeah, I just dissed you in Klingon
NuqDaq pa’ ra’ qa', yeah, I speak Klingon
Too so kiss my chocolate ghunta', and also
HaH you! Your flow is faded and dated
Deflated and constipated
If I had to rate it? Hate it
Translated? You ate it
Hey, cheeseball, you've been grated
Chewed up, swallowed, and defecated
Ha! To restate it, on the DVD
This won't be pixelated
Alright, alright, I know you think you so hot
Question is, can you sing like a robot?
Yes, I can sing like a robot
Now, y'all just witness history in the makin'
Greatest combination since eggs and bacon
Kenny West and Cleveland Jr brown!
Let's get up and burn this mutha down!
Rhymes slicker than Teflon
At Stoolbend High, I'm the black Zac Efron
And when I meet a shorty, you know
We're goin' bedwards
Pullin' more tail than my man, John Edwards
Lumpy, chunky, booger-eatin' chump be
Actin' outta place like
Hootie singin' country!
Leave my girl alone and
Get your own tenderoni
C'mon, who are we kidding?
You're used to being lonely
I need to say something here
Eh, hello, can you hear me? A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Someone should've told you not
To fuck with me
You think you can rhyme, man?
Your flow was amateur i'm a nerd
I can smoke you with iambic pentameter
Mess with me, homeboy, don't wanna risk it
I'll burn you like Mrs
Friedman's god-awful brisket
Yeah, how you like me now, bitch?
Fall back, big boy
'cause ya steppin' to the best
Kenny West, test, test, test
Yo, is this thing on? Qach yo’ baq HIch qaq!
Yeah, I just dissed you in Klingon
NuqDaq pa’ ra’ qa', yeah, I speak Klingon
Too so kiss my chocolate ghunta', and also
HaH you! Your flow is faded and dated
Deflated and constipated
If I had to rate it? Hate it
Translated? You ate it
Hey, cheeseball, you've been grated
Chewed up, swallowed, and defecated
Ha! To restate it, on the DVD
This won't be pixelated
Alright, alright, I know you think you so hot
Question is, can you sing like a robot?
Yes, I can sing like a robot
Now, y'all just witness history in the makin'
Greatest combination since eggs and bacon
Kenny West and Cleveland Jr brown!
Let's get up and burn this mutha down!