The Dead Milkmen - Don't Abort That Baby lyrics
[The Dead Milkmen - Don't Abort That Baby lyrics]
Fast and with absolutely no redeeming
Qualities
1 - yeah! 1 - yeah!
1 - yeah! YAAGH!
That was your cue
Don't abort that baby, that would be no fun
Let the baby grow up
You can kill it when it's twenty-one
Don't abort that baby, allow it to live
Think of all the fun that
Little kid could give
If it is a boy, you can shred it's teddy bear
If it is a girl
You can shave off all it's hair
Teach it obscene words when it's
Learning how to talk
Get it fuckin' drunk when it's
Learning how to walk
Before it goes to bed at
Night take away it's breath
Tell it that the boogie man
Will clobber it to death
Don't let it take a shower so
It's friends will not come near
Then start a nasty rumor that
Your little kid is queer
It doesn't really matter cause soon
There'll be a war that's all we really need
Those little bastards for