The Dead Milkmen - Earwig lyrics
[The Dead Milkmen - Earwig lyrics]
Your ears fell off in the parking lot
Your blood's still drippin', God
I hope it clots
You say you're okay but we know you're not
Your eyes went crossed do you see spots?
Well I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die
I just might be hintin' that
You'll feel a little ill
And I guess we've all learned a lesson
And I guess we'll all get a little thrill
Your hands fell off and then your mind eroded
Your arms fell asleep and
Then your lungs corroded
Shoulders slumped forward then
Your heart exploded
Looked pretty gross so we all got loaded
Well I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die
I just might be hintin' that
You won't be around and you can go ahead and
Sell all your records
'Cause you got an appointment
6 feet underground and
You got an earwig
It's crawling towards your brain
And you got an earwig the glorious pain
Your mind went blank about a week ago
Your hair fell out but you didn't know
Ya' might wanna relax and take it slow
'Cause in a couple a' days
You might begin to glow
Well I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die
I just might be hintin' that
You may puke a lot
And could ya' pay me that money ya' owe me
Ya' know I really hate to put you on the spot
'Cause
You got an earwig
It's crawling towards your brain
And you got an earwig the fashionable pain
Well I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die
I just might be hintin' that
You'll bee a little ill
And I guess we've all learned our lesson
And I guess we'll all get a little thrill
Your blood's still drippin', God
I hope it clots
You say you're okay but we know you're not
Your eyes went crossed do you see spots?
Well I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die
I just might be hintin' that
You'll feel a little ill
And I guess we've all learned a lesson
And I guess we'll all get a little thrill
Your hands fell off and then your mind eroded
Your arms fell asleep and
Then your lungs corroded
Shoulders slumped forward then
Your heart exploded
Looked pretty gross so we all got loaded
Well I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die
I just might be hintin' that
You won't be around and you can go ahead and
Sell all your records
'Cause you got an appointment
6 feet underground and
You got an earwig
It's crawling towards your brain
And you got an earwig the glorious pain
Your mind went blank about a week ago
Your hair fell out but you didn't know
Ya' might wanna relax and take it slow
'Cause in a couple a' days
You might begin to glow
Well I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die
I just might be hintin' that
You may puke a lot
And could ya' pay me that money ya' owe me
Ya' know I really hate to put you on the spot
'Cause
You got an earwig
It's crawling towards your brain
And you got an earwig the fashionable pain
Well I'm not sayin' that you're gonna die
I just might be hintin' that
You'll bee a little ill
And I guess we've all learned our lesson
And I guess we'll all get a little thrill