The Dead Milkmen - Instant Club Hit lyrics
[The Dead Milkmen - Instant Club Hit lyrics]
You'll dance to anything
You'll dance to anything
You'll dance to anything
Oh, baby, look at you
Don't you look like Siouxsie Sioux
How long'd it take to get that way?
What a terrible waste of energy
You wear black clothes say you're poetic
The sad truth is you're just pathetic
Get into the groove just get out of my way
I came here to drink not to get laid
So, "Why don't you just go on home?"
Cause if you want to moan
You'll have to moan alone
You'll dance to anything
You'll dance to anything
Don't try to tell me
That you're an intellectual
Cause you're just another boring bi-sexual
I met Andy Warhol at a really chic party
Blow it out your hairdo cause
You work at Hardees
80 pounds of make up on your art school skin
80 points of IQ located within'
Know what you are? You're a bunch of
Artfags, Artfags, Artfags, Artfags
Choke on this you dance-a-teria types
You'll dance to anything by The Communards
You'll dance to anything by Book of Love
You'll dance to anything by The Smiths
You'll dance to anything by Depeche Commode
You'll dance to anything by
Public Image Limited
You'll dance to anything by Naked Truth
You'll dance to anything by any
Bunch of stupid Europeans
Who come over here with their big hairdos
Intent on taking our money instead
Of giving your cash where it belongs
To a decent American artist like myself!
You'll dance to anything!