The Dead Milkmen - Not Crazy lyrics
[The Dead Milkmen - Not Crazy lyrics]
I've got everything I want at my fingertips
Just have to clap and lights turn on
I've got several piles of records
I don't know which one I'll put on next
I've got a hundred subscriptions to
Magazines I'll never read i like mail
I'm staring at the toys on my wall
Wondering what can be swallowed
Or take out an eyeball
Or what the people in China
Think about these things when they make them
I'm not crazy
I'm merely entertaining the thought
Of going insane
The ball game must be over now
Maybe they'll show a movie from the '80's
And I'll imagine what it would be
Like to live back then at the age I am now
I'm staring at the back of her head
Trying to make her turn around
Feeling the meat on my cat
Wondering what it would be like to cook her
But, I won't
'Cause that would cause a terrible
Fuss among my friends
And I'm not crazy
I'm merely entertaining the thought
Of going insane
I'm not crazy i'm not crazy
I'm not crazy i'm not crazy
I'm not crazy i'm not crazy
I'm not crazy i'm not crazy
I'm not crazy