The Dead Milkmen - Now Everybody's Me lyrics
[The Dead Milkmen - Now Everybody's Me lyrics]
Now Everybody's Me
\Joe, shut up!
Everybody hates Edie Brickell
All my favourite shows are on TV
All the restaurants serve my favourite food
'Cause now everybody's me
Now my apartment's really crowded
'Cause, I live there and I'm everybody
And everybody's sleeping with my girl
But, hey everybody's me now everybody's me
Everybody's watching Married with Children
Everybody's into bestiality
The stores stopped selling Amstel light
'Cause now everybody's me
Everybody loves Charles Manson
Everybody wants to set him free
And everybody's on the parole board
'Cause now everybody's me
Now everybody's me
I had to put an end to war
Didn't make much sense to shoot at myself
No more Christians, Jews
Muslims or Amway salesmen
Just a whole planet of TV addicts
Everybody's got hairy feet
Everybody follows my philosophy
Everybody's got a nephew named Jeff
'Cause now everybody's me
They had to lower all the basketball nets
'Cause everybody's only 5 foot 3
And everybody likes to dress like a monkey
'Cause now everybody's me
Now everybody's me
Now everybody's into what I do steve Albini
John? and Frank Sinatra sound exactly like me
I even set up a duo with Julio Iglesias
It was called Me and Julio
Down By the Crackhouse
'Cause even Julio Iglesias is me
I have the number one album
I have all the albums
'Cause now everybody's me!
Now, I understand that some of
You don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell
You a little bit about her she's
A lesbian Eskimo midget albino she
Went to college and she started
The Lesbian midget Eskimo Albino
Student Union
And four hundred people signed
Up there they were hundreds of 'em
Lesbian midget left handed Eskimo
Albinos did I
Mention the fact that she's left
Handed? She's left handed, alright
Girl's got some strange hobbies one of
Her hobbies is lowering children
Into open manholes
Which is kinda difficult 'cause a lot of the
Children are taller than her
Her being a midget and everything or
Her being a left handed midget or
Her being a left handed lesbian
Midget or her being a left handed
Lesbian albino midget or her
Being a lesbian left handed albino midget
Eskimo life can be really
Difficult on that young lady
She bit me once, you know right here
Ya see this? Left a mark she was
Lowerin' a friend of mine's kid into
The sewer, I run up, and tried to
Stop her i said, "Listen there
You lesbian midget left handed albino!
And you stop right there!" Then she bit
Me i'm afraid I'm gonna i'm
Gonna turn into a lesbian left handed
Midget albino when the moon is full
Oh my God, the moon is full tonight! I can
Feel myself shrinking! I can
Feel myself getting left handed! I can
Feel myself getting the urge to
Build an igloo! I can feel my skin
Turning white and my eyes getting
Red! I can feel i can feel the
Urge to buy a Suzanne Vega album!
Nooo! nnnnnoooo! Nnnnnnoooooooooooooo!!
Oh, I'm okay it was just gas
\Joe, shut up!
Everybody hates Edie Brickell
All my favourite shows are on TV
All the restaurants serve my favourite food
'Cause now everybody's me
Now my apartment's really crowded
'Cause, I live there and I'm everybody
And everybody's sleeping with my girl
But, hey everybody's me now everybody's me
Everybody's watching Married with Children
Everybody's into bestiality
The stores stopped selling Amstel light
'Cause now everybody's me
Everybody loves Charles Manson
Everybody wants to set him free
And everybody's on the parole board
'Cause now everybody's me
Now everybody's me
I had to put an end to war
Didn't make much sense to shoot at myself
No more Christians, Jews
Muslims or Amway salesmen
Just a whole planet of TV addicts
Everybody's got hairy feet
Everybody follows my philosophy
Everybody's got a nephew named Jeff
'Cause now everybody's me
They had to lower all the basketball nets
'Cause everybody's only 5 foot 3
And everybody likes to dress like a monkey
'Cause now everybody's me
Now everybody's me
Now everybody's into what I do steve Albini
John? and Frank Sinatra sound exactly like me
I even set up a duo with Julio Iglesias
It was called Me and Julio
Down By the Crackhouse
'Cause even Julio Iglesias is me
I have the number one album
I have all the albums
'Cause now everybody's me!
Now, I understand that some of
You don't know Sarah Jane, so I'll tell
You a little bit about her she's
A lesbian Eskimo midget albino she
Went to college and she started
The Lesbian midget Eskimo Albino
Student Union
And four hundred people signed
Up there they were hundreds of 'em
Lesbian midget left handed Eskimo
Albinos did I
Mention the fact that she's left
Handed? She's left handed, alright
Girl's got some strange hobbies one of
Her hobbies is lowering children
Into open manholes
Which is kinda difficult 'cause a lot of the
Children are taller than her
Her being a midget and everything or
Her being a left handed midget or
Her being a left handed lesbian
Midget or her being a left handed
Lesbian albino midget or her
Being a lesbian left handed albino midget
Eskimo life can be really
Difficult on that young lady
She bit me once, you know right here
Ya see this? Left a mark she was
Lowerin' a friend of mine's kid into
The sewer, I run up, and tried to
Stop her i said, "Listen there
You lesbian midget left handed albino!
And you stop right there!" Then she bit
Me i'm afraid I'm gonna i'm
Gonna turn into a lesbian left handed
Midget albino when the moon is full
Oh my God, the moon is full tonight! I can
Feel myself shrinking! I can
Feel myself getting left handed! I can
Feel myself getting the urge to
Build an igloo! I can feel my skin
Turning white and my eyes getting
Red! I can feel i can feel the
Urge to buy a Suzanne Vega album!
Nooo! nnnnnoooo! Nnnnnnoooooooooooooo!!
Oh, I'm okay it was just gas