The Dead Milkmen - Sanitary Times lyrics

[The Dead Milkmen - Sanitary Times lyrics]

Don't be hating on the electroplating
- Dead Body Tomb
If your beloved passes away too soon
It can help you with the gloom

They'll last till the end of time
Available in copper or bronze
They'll last till the end of time
And they can keep their clothes on

She was nineteen when she was
Struck by a threshing machine
Now she shines and gleams
Commemorate your final dying day
And fight decay
They'll last till the end of time
Available in copper or bronze
They'll last till the end of time
And they can keep their clothes on

We use the finest salts in


Our silver nitrate baths
We use only Grade A copper
And our bronze cannot be surpassed
All warts we will shave
All wounds we will close
And if you really, really, really like
We'll customize the pose

Commemorate your final dying day
Now on layaway go for it, girl
The endless summer tan is our special plan

Only 1795 dollars per ounce
If you act now and expire
Within the next 3 years
You will receive a 20 percent rebate
The Dead Body Tomb Company is not
Responsible for unexpected leakage
Or resurrection
Body weight obtained before disembowelment

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