The Dead Milkmen - The Big Sleazy lyrics
[The Dead Milkmen - The Big Sleazy lyrics]
Yeah, my sister's really movin' up in
The world she dates a
Full-blown professor! Goes by the name
Of Professor Griff he's a
Great guy he's a good ol' boy
That wild ol' Professor
Griff i think he's a history
Professor the other day
He told me the wildest story
About the history of jewellery
Anyway, come nightfall, we all love to sit on
The porch, an' Sis plays the banjo, i
Play the jug
An' Professor Griff breaks out his
Jew's harp and just flails away god
I love that guy!
Well, it's a long way to Anchorage
But that's where I'll go with you
And we'll travel so far, dear
To escape that morning zoo
Cause, I hate MMR and I hate YSP
I do not like the Grateful Dead
So, just don't talk to me
I said I hate MMR and I hate YSP
And you know that classic rock
Does not interest me
People are getting angry
Maybe just they should
Cause some of us can still remember
Back when XPN was good
And I hate what they've done, to XPN
Bunch a' folk nazis ruined
My favourite station
Said I hate what they've done, to XPN
If you hear it now
It's just a pale imitation
Well it's brunch with The Beatles
And a tribute to Billy Joel
Four hours of Doobie Brothers
And they call that radio
It's a long way to Anchorage
But that's where I'll go with you
And we'll travel so far, dear
To escape that morning zoo
Cause, I hate MMR, I can't stand YSP
I do not like the Grateful Dead
You'd better stay away from me
I said I loathe MMR, and I despise YSP
Well friends there ain't no radio
Here in our city
-OK, we've got a call on the request
Line and who am I speaking to?
-My name's Will Junior
-And what do you do, Will Junior?
Well, I unclog the toilets at the head shop?
-And what can I play for ya?
Well, how about a block of The Boss, dude?
-Sorry, just played a block of The Boss
For the guys at the sandal store
-Oh, man, well
How about a block of Fleetwood Mac?
-Oh, just played a block of Fleetwood Mac
For the guys at the granola factory -Oh, man
-But, I'll tell ya what, how 'bout
If I send you a $20
000 gift certificate from Bob and
Jerry's World of Wicker?
-Hey that's wicker! Dude, thanks a lot!
The world she dates a
Full-blown professor! Goes by the name
Of Professor Griff he's a
Great guy he's a good ol' boy
That wild ol' Professor
Griff i think he's a history
Professor the other day
He told me the wildest story
About the history of jewellery
Anyway, come nightfall, we all love to sit on
The porch, an' Sis plays the banjo, i
Play the jug
An' Professor Griff breaks out his
Jew's harp and just flails away god
I love that guy!
Well, it's a long way to Anchorage
But that's where I'll go with you
And we'll travel so far, dear
To escape that morning zoo
Cause, I hate MMR and I hate YSP
I do not like the Grateful Dead
So, just don't talk to me
I said I hate MMR and I hate YSP
And you know that classic rock
Does not interest me
People are getting angry
Maybe just they should
Cause some of us can still remember
Back when XPN was good
And I hate what they've done, to XPN
Bunch a' folk nazis ruined
My favourite station
Said I hate what they've done, to XPN
If you hear it now
It's just a pale imitation
Well it's brunch with The Beatles
And a tribute to Billy Joel
Four hours of Doobie Brothers
And they call that radio
It's a long way to Anchorage
But that's where I'll go with you
And we'll travel so far, dear
To escape that morning zoo
Cause, I hate MMR, I can't stand YSP
I do not like the Grateful Dead
You'd better stay away from me
I said I loathe MMR, and I despise YSP
Well friends there ain't no radio
Here in our city
-OK, we've got a call on the request
Line and who am I speaking to?
-My name's Will Junior
-And what do you do, Will Junior?
Well, I unclog the toilets at the head shop?
-And what can I play for ya?
Well, how about a block of The Boss, dude?
-Sorry, just played a block of The Boss
For the guys at the sandal store
-Oh, man, well
How about a block of Fleetwood Mac?
-Oh, just played a block of Fleetwood Mac
For the guys at the granola factory -Oh, man
-But, I'll tell ya what, how 'bout
If I send you a $20
000 gift certificate from Bob and
Jerry's World of Wicker?
-Hey that's wicker! Dude, thanks a lot!