The Dream Team - Brown Man With A Plan lyrics
[The Dream Team - Brown Man With A Plan lyrics]
And that’s about when she took
The kids and half my bank account
And that’s why I’m financially dependent
On Evon now oh that’s cool bro
Because I used to be-
Guys shut up we need to start the song
Oh nah keep going bro
I was telling him about my kids man
Okay, we don’t care
Karan has to record the song
Oh nah it’s cool it’s the first song
Aight aight shut up shut up
Aight Karan spit it
This bout to be uh super fire, let’s go
There once was a brown man with a plan
This complex plan involved getting out
Of a giant trash can he got out of the trash
And quickly headed west
He knew what he was doing
He was not at all stressed
He met many different people of
All kinds of races
Some wore glasses and some
Of them wore braces
The man saw a giant giraffe stampede
But it was not actually real
He was just high on weed
The weed did not phase him
For the man was very cunning
He knew that eventually
His plan would be up and running
The brown man opened up a restaurant
The best in the city
But he accidentally served human flesh
It wasn’t very pretty
He was arrested for murder
Among other charges whether he did or not
He would be given a trial regardless
It was the trial of the century
That’s what people called it
He put on a glove, but the glove didn’t fit
This is not about OJ Simpson
Despite the last rhyme
I just happen to make references to
Stuff like that all the time
I won’t make any more of those jokes
I apologize for my behavior
I apologize on behalf of
Jesus Christ, our Lord, and savior
The brown man was found not guilty
He got to walk free
He bought some bottles of beer
Not two but three
The brown man drank all the beer
And got drunk as hell
He got so drunk, he fell down a stairwell
The brown man decided that as a person
He would grow he invested in stocks and
Made some real dough
The brown man used his money wisely
And got back on track nah I’m just kidding
He spent it all on crack
The cops finally found him
Looking for his drugs
The brown man pulled out his gun and said
"Get out of here skrubs!"
He blew up a train, distracting the police
He couldn’t afford a horse
So he rode away on geese
The brown man found a recording studio
He knew what he had to do
He was about to record an album
So he called up his crew
They sat around together
Discussing some ideas
They ended up buying a couch from Ikea
They finished writing their songs
With everything ready to go
They had some dope lyrics and
A hella dope flow
They recorded a bunch of songs
It was super hot "This album will be fire
" the brown man thought
The kids and half my bank account
And that’s why I’m financially dependent
On Evon now oh that’s cool bro
Because I used to be-
Guys shut up we need to start the song
Oh nah keep going bro
I was telling him about my kids man
Okay, we don’t care
Karan has to record the song
Oh nah it’s cool it’s the first song
Aight aight shut up shut up
Aight Karan spit it
This bout to be uh super fire, let’s go
There once was a brown man with a plan
This complex plan involved getting out
Of a giant trash can he got out of the trash
And quickly headed west
He knew what he was doing
He was not at all stressed
He met many different people of
All kinds of races
Some wore glasses and some
Of them wore braces
The man saw a giant giraffe stampede
But it was not actually real
He was just high on weed
The weed did not phase him
For the man was very cunning
He knew that eventually
His plan would be up and running
The brown man opened up a restaurant
The best in the city
But he accidentally served human flesh
It wasn’t very pretty
He was arrested for murder
Among other charges whether he did or not
He would be given a trial regardless
It was the trial of the century
That’s what people called it
He put on a glove, but the glove didn’t fit
This is not about OJ Simpson
Despite the last rhyme
I just happen to make references to
Stuff like that all the time
I won’t make any more of those jokes
I apologize for my behavior
I apologize on behalf of
Jesus Christ, our Lord, and savior
The brown man was found not guilty
He got to walk free
He bought some bottles of beer
Not two but three
The brown man drank all the beer
And got drunk as hell
He got so drunk, he fell down a stairwell
The brown man decided that as a person
He would grow he invested in stocks and
Made some real dough
The brown man used his money wisely
And got back on track nah I’m just kidding
He spent it all on crack
The cops finally found him
Looking for his drugs
The brown man pulled out his gun and said
"Get out of here skrubs!"
He blew up a train, distracting the police
He couldn’t afford a horse
So he rode away on geese
The brown man found a recording studio
He knew what he had to do
He was about to record an album
So he called up his crew
They sat around together
Discussing some ideas
They ended up buying a couch from Ikea
They finished writing their songs
With everything ready to go
They had some dope lyrics and
A hella dope flow
They recorded a bunch of songs
It was super hot "This album will be fire
" the brown man thought