The durry munchers, Ronan - Dardy uncle marty FREESTYLE lyrics

Yeah my name is uncle marty
I’m pretty dardy

Yeah my name is uncle marty
I’m so fucking dardy pull up to your party
And reach for my back pocket
To get some durrys there’s nothing in there
I’m fucking spewin yeah
My mates being stingy pricks
And not sharing any i fucking lost it
And jumped in my car
I stole it by the way from centrelink
Anyways yeah
Went down the servo to get some durrys
It was a fucking curry muncher
He ripped me off and they weren’t even good
Yeah jps gold is the best ciggys
Ciggy they call me ciggy butt brain
Yeah ciggy butt
Brain went back to the party
My mates asking me for durrys

Last name marty first name dardy
Pull up to your block i’m
The light of the party
Inside your crib it smells hella farty
Inside my my crib it’s all fucking dardy
I’m fucking dardy was up my skady
Hate fucking pigs and they
Call me dardy marty aye
Double dardy marty we dardy marty
Smoking on dem joints
And your bitch she retardy
Doing lines of coke and you
Your fucking tardy this is uncle marty
Dardy uncle marty
Jps gold in the palm of my hand
Got no teeth and i burnt out my glands
Out in the outback this bitch full of sand
I dress up as peter pan i am a grown man

My names dardy uncle marty
When i’m in the room it’s fat fucking party
Fuck a fat bitch in her arse
I smoke some fucking grass
Pass some rothy blues while i
Sniff some fucking glue
Yeah i smoke crack with a lack of heroin
I don’t do that shit it’s too much for me
But when i do a nang
It makes my fucking mouth tang
Wait what’s that my phone just fucking rang
FUCK dardy
Uncle marty