The Feeling - ETAJ lyrics
[The Feeling - ETAJ lyrics]
You should have been there
You won't believe the shit we saw
That went down in there
The men were women
The girls were fellas
They did a rain dance
Wearing nothing but umbrellas
(Pass it on)
There was a lady
She had a sister
But it was kinda weird that
Way the lady kissed her
There were a woman
Whose name was Norman
And the frilly knickers
That was just the doorman
(Pass it on)
There was a doorman
Whose name was Norman
And then the doorman kissed his sister
She's a Mormon
I heard there's dungeons
Inside the cellars
Where they rain down pain and
Spank you with umbrellas
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the
Dress who was born to impress
Everybody's talking 'bout the things
That he wore
Everybody's listening 'cause we need
To know more
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the
Wig 'cause he's gonna be big
Everybody's talking 'bout Jay ay ay-amie
And there was music and there was dancing
And all the drag queens had to
Lip-sync cause they can't sing
(Pass it on)
And there was smoking
And there were boozing
And there were boys who looked like
Girls which was confusing
(Pass it on)
So what's a lip sync?
Is that like kissing?
Yeah, he kissed a girl whose
Girly parts were missing
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy
On the stage
Who broke out of his cage
Everybody's talking 'bout the switch
And the lips
Everybody's talking 'bout the tit's
And the hips
Everybody's talking 'bout
The crazy kid and all the things that he did
Everybody's talking about Jay ay ay-amie
He had 1 gogo boy
5 gogo boys
10 gogo boys in kilts
He had 1 dancing girl
5 dancing girls
10 dancing girls on stilts
He had 1 backing singer
5 backing singers
10 backing singers plus choir
He did 1 somersault
5 somersaults
10 somersaults on fire
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the buzz
From the crowd
And the boy who was proud
Everybody's talking 'bout Jay ay ay-amie
And there were cocktails
And there were mocktails
She wore a scaly skirt she said
Was made of croc tails
And there were feathers
And there were leathers
And there were rubber gear she
Said were for all weathers
And there were thigh boots
And there were high boots
And there were girl boots that you
Wear if you're a guy boots
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout
Everybody's talking 'bout Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout J-J-Jamie
Everybody's talking 'bout the boy in the
Dress who was born to express
Everybody's talking and we're talking about
The eyes and the thighs
And the puh-puh-puh-pout
Everybody's talking and there
Ain't no doubt
Who we're dying to see
Everybody's talking 'bout Jay ay ay
Ay ay ay ay-amie