The Filthy Radicals - The Story Of The Lizard And The Sock lyrics
[The Filthy Radicals - The Story Of The Lizard And The Sock lyrics]
Did not know what it would do
I hid a lizard inside your room
I came in at night
Then I snuck it in your sock drawer
It had funny little eyes
And funny little claws
When I woke up in the morning
I heard a big scream (AAAAAAAAH)
Did you find the lizard
Or was it a scary dream?
There was a rumbling in your sock
Drawer as you were waking up
It was a lizard, and a sock
And they were making love
And you said, "Lizards and socks
They should never lay together"
But the lizard said, "This is forever
(This is forever) " oh lizard
You fool! How could a sock
Ever love you back?
"I feel it, " said the lizard
"And that's that"
Well, what else could I say?
The lizard and the sock
They got married that same day
When the ceremony started
We erupted with laughter (AHAHAHA)
But the lizard and the sock
They lived happily ever after
I hid a lizard inside your room
I came in at night
Then I snuck it in your sock drawer
It had funny little eyes
And funny little claws
When I woke up in the morning
I heard a big scream (AAAAAAAAH)
Did you find the lizard
Or was it a scary dream?
There was a rumbling in your sock
Drawer as you were waking up
It was a lizard, and a sock
And they were making love
And you said, "Lizards and socks
They should never lay together"
But the lizard said, "This is forever
(This is forever) " oh lizard
You fool! How could a sock
Ever love you back?
"I feel it, " said the lizard
"And that's that"
Well, what else could I say?
The lizard and the sock
They got married that same day
When the ceremony started
We erupted with laughter (AHAHAHA)
But the lizard and the sock
They lived happily ever after