The Frustrators - The Great Australian Midget Toss lyrics
[The Frustrators - The Great Australian Midget Toss lyrics]
Bigger than a medicine ball
But lighter than a shotput
Whether you grab him by the hand
Or whether you grab him by the foot
Some people say it's wrong
But it's really fun
Swing him round and let him go
Little limbs swing to and fro
Heave him out with all your might who's
To say that it's not right?
I'm not the violent sort
It's my favorite sport i'm in love with the
Great Australian midget toss
I hate to land them on their face
Those little guys are hard to replace
Fetch my nine-dwarf if you please
My eight-dwarf landed on his knees
Throwing little kids can work
But I'm not a jerk
They say short people got no reason
But they do in midget season
Oompah loompah doompity doo i can
Throw him further than you
If I come in first place I'll
Put him in my trophy case
I'm in love with the
Great Australian midget toss
But lighter than a shotput
Whether you grab him by the hand
Or whether you grab him by the foot
Some people say it's wrong
But it's really fun
Swing him round and let him go
Little limbs swing to and fro
Heave him out with all your might who's
To say that it's not right?
I'm not the violent sort
It's my favorite sport i'm in love with the
Great Australian midget toss
I hate to land them on their face
Those little guys are hard to replace
Fetch my nine-dwarf if you please
My eight-dwarf landed on his knees
Throwing little kids can work
But I'm not a jerk
They say short people got no reason
But they do in midget season
Oompah loompah doompity doo i can
Throw him further than you
If I come in first place I'll
Put him in my trophy case
I'm in love with the
Great Australian midget toss