The Game Theorists - POKEMON MASTERS ARE BROKE lyrics
[The Game Theorists - POKEMON MASTERS ARE BROKE lyrics]
The way to earn money as a
Pokémon Champion is to start beating
Up on some random kid's pets
And start stealing their cash
But what do the earnings of a
Pokémon master truly look like?
Pokémon Johto, let's go
Chase your dreams
Just prepare to file for bankruptcy
(for bankruptcy)
Even in if you get to the end
You lose money on your journey
It's the single WORST financial decision EVER
Getting shocked over and over
Doesn't make it better (Pikachu)
Pokémon masters are broke
They can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
They can't get that Pokéskrill
Pokémon masters are broke
They can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
No sweet, sweet Pokéskrill
We've all had that dream though, right?
To spend a year out of your life
In the world of Pokémon to become a champion
Armed with only a few Pokéballs
Traveling the land to catch animals
And make 'em fight eternal blood
Sport to the death (to the death)
You see, video games tend to gloss over
The rest of live (the rest of live)
What do the earning of a
Pokémon master truly look like?
(truly look like)
You might be able to speedrun your way
To the top of the pokécharts
(the pokécharts)
If you were to make them Pokébucks
And spend them in Pokémart
(It's gonna be pokéhard)
Chase your dreams
Just prepare to file for bankruptcy
(for bankruptcy)
Even in if you get to the end
You lose money on your journey
It's the single WORST financial decision EVER
Getting shocked over and over
Doesn't make it better (Pikachu)
Pokémon masters are broke
They can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
They can't get that Pokéskrill
Pokémon masters are broke
They can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
No sweet, sweet Pokéskrill
It'd be a great time
Or so we'd like to think
You still have to eat, sleep
Use the bathroom or the most convenient tree
If you became a Pokémon champion
How broke would you be?
Beatin' up the Elite Four give you 85
Cans of soda from the vending machine
Pokédollars, Pokéskrill, Pokébucks
Pay them bills
Pokébones, pokécharts, Poké whatever they are
Pokédollars, Pokéskrill, Pokébucks
Pay them bills
Pokébones, pokécharts, Poké whatever they are
Chase your dreams
Just prepare to file for bankruptcy
(for bankruptcy)
Even in if you get to the end
You lose money on your journey
It's the single WORST financial decision EVER
Getting shocked over and over
Doesn't make it better (Pikachu)
Pokémon masters are broke
They can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
They can't get that Pokéskrill
Pokémon masters are broke
They can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
No sweet, sweet Pokéskrill
But hey that's just a theory a Game Theory!
And we didn't even talk about taxes
Don't even get me started on taxes
Pokémon Champion is to start beating
Up on some random kid's pets
And start stealing their cash
But what do the earnings of a
Pokémon master truly look like?
Pokémon Johto, let's go
Chase your dreams
Just prepare to file for bankruptcy
(for bankruptcy)
Even in if you get to the end
You lose money on your journey
It's the single WORST financial decision EVER
Getting shocked over and over
Doesn't make it better (Pikachu)
Pokémon masters are broke
They can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
They can't get that Pokéskrill
Pokémon masters are broke
They can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
No sweet, sweet Pokéskrill
We've all had that dream though, right?
To spend a year out of your life
In the world of Pokémon to become a champion
Armed with only a few Pokéballs
Traveling the land to catch animals
And make 'em fight eternal blood
Sport to the death (to the death)
You see, video games tend to gloss over
The rest of live (the rest of live)
What do the earning of a
Pokémon master truly look like?
(truly look like)
You might be able to speedrun your way
To the top of the pokécharts
(the pokécharts)
If you were to make them Pokébucks
And spend them in Pokémart
(It's gonna be pokéhard)
Chase your dreams
Just prepare to file for bankruptcy
(for bankruptcy)
Even in if you get to the end
You lose money on your journey
It's the single WORST financial decision EVER
Getting shocked over and over
Doesn't make it better (Pikachu)
Pokémon masters are broke
They can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
They can't get that Pokéskrill
Pokémon masters are broke
They can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
No sweet, sweet Pokéskrill
It'd be a great time
Or so we'd like to think
You still have to eat, sleep
Use the bathroom or the most convenient tree
If you became a Pokémon champion
How broke would you be?
Beatin' up the Elite Four give you 85
Cans of soda from the vending machine
Pokédollars, Pokéskrill, Pokébucks
Pay them bills
Pokébones, pokécharts, Poké whatever they are
Pokédollars, Pokéskrill, Pokébucks
Pay them bills
Pokébones, pokécharts, Poké whatever they are
Chase your dreams
Just prepare to file for bankruptcy
(for bankruptcy)
Even in if you get to the end
You lose money on your journey
It's the single WORST financial decision EVER
Getting shocked over and over
Doesn't make it better (Pikachu)
Pokémon masters are broke
They can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
They can't get that Pokéskrill
Pokémon masters are broke
They can't pay them bills
Being a trainer's a joke
No sweet, sweet Pokéskrill
But hey that's just a theory a Game Theory!
And we didn't even talk about taxes
Don't even get me started on taxes