The GTOs - The Moche Monster Review lyrics
[The GTOs - The Moche Monster Review lyrics]
I hope that I shall never see
All the Moche monsters lined up
In front of me true repulse & total disgust
Getting rid of Moche is an imperative must
These are just to name a few
We hope they don't influence you
Moche Monster!
Yonder comes a soft car
Which probably won't take me very far
The organ grinder behind the wheel
Is hoping he can score a feel
His eyes are bulging at your bod
He things you are a free-loving mod
Moche Monster!
Well there's quite a few people
That drive soft cars
And they usually stop and pick us
Up hitchhiking because they want
To beat their meat
While they look at us you know
I've had such weird offers for
Instance, you've heard 'em all this
One man had a drawn
On mustache and was drooling
Down one corner of
His mouth and he had blackhe
Had a black drool
Coming down his mouth! So horrible! And, um
He drove us all the way home fromfrom LA i
Couldn't believe it and then when he -
Right after he dropped us off -
He turns around and goes
"Ten dollars to eat it!" and
We went "A-a-a-h!" And we
Left his car, and his doors
Were flapping like this, or
You know before he left he
Screamed out the window, you know he
Said "Can I" Oh what was that?
Oh "I'll give you five dollars
A piece if I can sit and jack off while I
Look at your legs!" Isn't that
Outrageous? Now those are demented, those
Poor men i feel so sorry for them I could
Oh my God and there's more of
Those than there is sane people
All the Moche monsters lined up
In front of me true repulse & total disgust
Getting rid of Moche is an imperative must
These are just to name a few
We hope they don't influence you
Moche Monster!
Yonder comes a soft car
Which probably won't take me very far
The organ grinder behind the wheel
Is hoping he can score a feel
His eyes are bulging at your bod
He things you are a free-loving mod
Moche Monster!
Well there's quite a few people
That drive soft cars
And they usually stop and pick us
Up hitchhiking because they want
To beat their meat
While they look at us you know
I've had such weird offers for
Instance, you've heard 'em all this
One man had a drawn
On mustache and was drooling
Down one corner of
His mouth and he had blackhe
Had a black drool
Coming down his mouth! So horrible! And, um
He drove us all the way home fromfrom LA i
Couldn't believe it and then when he -
Right after he dropped us off -
He turns around and goes
"Ten dollars to eat it!" and
We went "A-a-a-h!" And we
Left his car, and his doors
Were flapping like this, or
You know before he left he
Screamed out the window, you know he
Said "Can I" Oh what was that?
Oh "I'll give you five dollars
A piece if I can sit and jack off while I
Look at your legs!" Isn't that
Outrageous? Now those are demented, those
Poor men i feel so sorry for them I could
Oh my God and there's more of
Those than there is sane people