The Jeffrey Lewis, Peter Stampfel Band - Do You Know Who I Am?! I'm, %$&✶?in' Snooki!! lyrics

Recognise my silhouette? I’m Snooki
I’m the greatest grand Guidette, I’m Snooki
Forfeit, payback, cute as hell, I’m Snooki
I’m the reason that room fell, I’m Snooki

Drunk in public in the park
Hoes think I’m an easy mark
I’m trashed down, disorderly
But they’re not the boss of me

You can’t tell me what to do, I’m Snooki
Do you know who I am? I’m fuckin’ Snooki
You cannot do this to me, I’m Snooki
All you creeps are gonna be real sorry

Just in case you’re keeping tabs, I’m Snooki
All my guys got awesome abs, I’m Snooki
Rough and rugged to the core, I’m Snooki
I ball and brawl on Jersey Shore, I’m Snooki

Don’t you try to put me down
I’m the hottest bitch in town
When the cops come swarming up
That’s when I start dorming up

You can’t tell me what to do, I’m Snooki
Do you know who I am? I’m fuckin’ Snooki
You cannot do this to me, I’m Snooki
All you creeps are gonna be real sorry

Guess who is a mama now, it’s Snooki
I still party with JWoww, I’m Snooki
I’ve got my own boxing team, I’m Snooki
I am living my own dream, I’m Snooki

Some folks say that I’m passé
Others claim I’ve had my day
And that I’m deplorable
I know I’m still adorable

And you still can’t tell me what to do
I’m Snooki
Do you know who I am? I’m fuckin’ Snooki
You cannot do this to me, I’m Snooki
All you creeps are gonna be real sorry
All you creeps are gonna be real sorry
All you creeps are gonna be real sorry