The Jolly Rogers - A Port in Every Girl lyrics

Ooh, ooh

A girl in every port
Is my call to the sea (Here, sea! Here, sea)
But a port in every girl's why
It's a pirates life for me

For me, for me as you can plainly see
A port in every girl
It's a pirates life for me

The tender age of fifteen-years
I went into the sea (Woohoo)
And in the port of Dusseldorf
A fraulein came to me

(Wait a minute
Dusseldorf? Isn't that a landlocked city?)
(Shut up, Alright, shh, shh)

I checked out her lederhosen


And gave her my bratwurst
(So she likes little smokies then?)
And as far away as London-town
It's said you can hear me say
(Ich bin ein disappointment)

For me, for me as you can plainly see
A port in every girl
It's a pirates life for me

The tender age of sixteen-years
I went into the sea (Woohoo)
And in the port of ol' Bombai
A Rani came to me (Spicy)

I stared at her Taj Mahal
While she charmed my snake

(How'd she charm your snake there, then?)
(Well, she grab my flute, blew on it
And popped right up)

And as far away as London-town
It's said you can hear me say

For me, for me as you can plainly see
A port in every girl
It's a pirates life for me

The tender age of seventeen-years
I went into the sea (Woohoo)
And in the port of Amsterdam
A lekker ding came to me

She gave me some wooden shoes
Showed me her two lips
(Wait no it's-it's tulips, Ya tulips)
(You've obviously never been to
The red light district)
(I have! I had a summer internship there)

And as far away as London-town
It's said you can hear me say

(Best seven years of my life)

For me, for me as you can plainly see
A port in every girl
It's a pirates life for me

The tender age of eighteen-years
I went into the sea (Woohoo)
And in the port of Tarancón
A juanita came to me

She invited me for dinner
And gave me a shrunken head

(A shrunken head! How was she?, Ravenous)
(oh, a real man-eater, huh? Huh?)

And as far away as London-town
It's said you can hear me say

(So she likes little smokies too?)

For me, for me as you can plainly see
A port in every girl
It's a pirates life for me

The tender age of nineteen-years
I went into the sea (Woohoo)
And in the port of Stockholm
An Elsa came to me

She enjoyed my meatballs
And I dove into her fjord

(Hey, I took a cruise in one of those once)
(In a meatball?, No)
(Oh, Okay, alright, so it's Elsa from
Stockholm right? I'll bite, how was she?)
(Captivating)
(Oh, well that means you got to tie her up)
(I didn't have to- wait
Did you just make a Stockholm Syndrome joke?)
(Yes, Highfive)

And as far away as London-town
It's said you can hear me say

(Let her go, let her go)

For me, for me as you can plainly see
A port in every girl
It's a pirates life for me

The tender age of twenty-years
I went into the sea (Woohoo)
And in the port of Thailand a came to me

She slithered down my-

(W-w-wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on
Wait a second the port of Thailand?, Right)
(The port of, Thailand thailand's
A country no, no, that's
Not how this works i want a city
And what she did i want a
City and what she did, Fine, Bangkok)

And as far away as London-town
It's said you can hear me say

(I guess that says it all, doesn't it?)

For me, for me as you can plainly see
A port in every girl
It's a pirates life for me

The ripe old age of twentyone
I came home from the sea (Woohoo)
And all throughout ol' London-town
The ladies came to me

(Slut, Hey, we don't slut-shame here)
(Oh, sorry, Slut?)

They heard about my pillaging
As I stepped off of the cane

(slut)

And all throughout ol' London-town
It's said you can hear me say

(Doctor, Smokey)

A girl in every port was my call to the sea
But a port in every girl was
Far too much for me

For me, for me as you can plainly see
A port in every girl
It's a pirates life for me