The Jolly Rogers - Three Missionaries lyrics
[The Jolly Rogers - Three Missionaries lyrics]
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Three missionaries! Three missionaries
Are captured by a vicious band of
Cannibals! The cannibals take the
Missionaries back to their
Village, throw them in a giant
Iron pot filled with
Water, then build a fire around the pot
And leave the missionaries to cook!
The water starts getting warm the water
Starts getting hot! The water
Is on the edge of boiling when all of a
Sudden the first missionary starts laughing
Uncontrollably! I mean he's just
Having a great time! He's like
"Aha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
And the second missionary turns
To him and says, "what's the matter with
You? We We've been captured by vicious
Cannibals, we're being cooked alive
We're gonna be eaten! What
Could possibly be funny?"
And the first missionary just says
"I just peed in their soup!"
You see
Cause the cannibals don't like pea soup!
Three missionaries! Three missionaries
Are captured by a vicious band of
Cannibals! The cannibals take the
Missionaries back to their
Village, throw them in a giant
Iron pot filled with
Water, then build a fire around the pot
And leave the missionaries to cook!
The water starts getting warm the water
Starts getting hot! The water
Is on the edge of boiling when all of a
Sudden the first missionary starts laughing
Uncontrollably! I mean he's just
Having a great time! He's like
"Aha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
And the second missionary turns
To him and says, "what's the matter with
You? We We've been captured by vicious
Cannibals, we're being cooked alive
We're gonna be eaten! What
Could possibly be funny?"
And the first missionary just says
"I just peed in their soup!"
You see
Cause the cannibals don't like pea soup!