The Jolly Rogers - Any Port In A Storm lyrics
[The Jolly Rogers - Any Port In A Storm lyrics]
As a young and naive sailor
I dreamed about the world
The fights and the adventures but
Mostly just the girls
All those exotic beauties that would
Meet us on each shore
But after a few months it’s amazing
Just what you’d settle for
The first stop on our voyage was
An island rich and lush
Filled shore to shore with women wanting
Nothing to do with us
Someone shouted "thanks for nothing" and I
Admit that it was me
So we left the isle of Lesbos
(Oh so that's how it is) and sailed back out
To sea (They had a great softball team)
It's any port in a storm, boys
Any port will do we’ve been out to sea so
Long things arе turning blue!
We’ll pay or pray for some rеlief
Though it might be a sin
It’s any port in a storm, boys
And the clouds are rolling in
We sailed to a strange dark
Island and decided to explore
And met a tribe of pygmies
A-standing by the shore
I found myself a female
She was a frightful sight to see
But one thing about her
She was the perfect height for me!
(I didn't even know they were pygmies)
It's any port in a storm, boys
Any port will do we’ve been out to sea so
Long things are turning blue!
We’ll pay or pray for some relief
Though it might be a sin
It’s any port in a storm, boys
And the clouds are rolling in
Then we found a colony on an island all alone
All of them were lepers just
Living on their own
But still I met a woman and
I found it to be true
When you get a piece from her
You can take it home with you
(Totally got some wanna see it?)
(Too literal ewww)
It's any port in a storm, boys
Any port will do we’ve been out to sea so
Long things are turning blue!
We’ll pay or pray for some relief
Though it might be a sin
It’s any port in a storm, boys
And the clouds are rolling in
We sailed to a tiny port just
Off the tip of Greece
And it had been oh so long
Since we’d had some release
We saw many native boys waving
Us in from the bay and so we all decided we
Just don’t sail that way (Bloodbeard)
(Did you guys see 300?)
Now it's nearly any port in a storm, boys
Any port will do we’ve been out to sea so
Long things are turning blue!
We’ll pay or pray for some relief
Though it might be a sin
It’s any port in a storm
Boys and the clouds are rolling in
So if you’re smart you’ll lock
Up your daughters and wives
It’s a good idea to hide
Your pets when we arrive
You should know if it’s not nailed
Down then it soon will be
Then we’ll pack up our gear
And head back to sea
It's any port in a storm, boys
Any port will do we’ve been out to sea so
Long things are turning blue!
We’ll pay or pray for some relief
Though it might be a sin
It’s any port in a storm, boys
And the clouds are rolling in
I dreamed about the world
The fights and the adventures but
Mostly just the girls
All those exotic beauties that would
Meet us on each shore
But after a few months it’s amazing
Just what you’d settle for
The first stop on our voyage was
An island rich and lush
Filled shore to shore with women wanting
Nothing to do with us
Someone shouted "thanks for nothing" and I
Admit that it was me
So we left the isle of Lesbos
(Oh so that's how it is) and sailed back out
To sea (They had a great softball team)
It's any port in a storm, boys
Any port will do we’ve been out to sea so
Long things arе turning blue!
We’ll pay or pray for some rеlief
Though it might be a sin
It’s any port in a storm, boys
And the clouds are rolling in
We sailed to a strange dark
Island and decided to explore
And met a tribe of pygmies
A-standing by the shore
I found myself a female
She was a frightful sight to see
But one thing about her
She was the perfect height for me!
(I didn't even know they were pygmies)
It's any port in a storm, boys
Any port will do we’ve been out to sea so
Long things are turning blue!
We’ll pay or pray for some relief
Though it might be a sin
It’s any port in a storm, boys
And the clouds are rolling in
Then we found a colony on an island all alone
All of them were lepers just
Living on their own
But still I met a woman and
I found it to be true
When you get a piece from her
You can take it home with you
(Totally got some wanna see it?)
(Too literal ewww)
It's any port in a storm, boys
Any port will do we’ve been out to sea so
Long things are turning blue!
We’ll pay or pray for some relief
Though it might be a sin
It’s any port in a storm, boys
And the clouds are rolling in
We sailed to a tiny port just
Off the tip of Greece
And it had been oh so long
Since we’d had some release
We saw many native boys waving
Us in from the bay and so we all decided we
Just don’t sail that way (Bloodbeard)
(Did you guys see 300?)
Now it's nearly any port in a storm, boys
Any port will do we’ve been out to sea so
Long things are turning blue!
We’ll pay or pray for some relief
Though it might be a sin
It’s any port in a storm
Boys and the clouds are rolling in
So if you’re smart you’ll lock
Up your daughters and wives
It’s a good idea to hide
Your pets when we arrive
You should know if it’s not nailed
Down then it soon will be
Then we’ll pack up our gear
And head back to sea
It's any port in a storm, boys
Any port will do we’ve been out to sea so
Long things are turning blue!
We’ll pay or pray for some relief
Though it might be a sin
It’s any port in a storm, boys
And the clouds are rolling in