The Jolly Rogers - Devin's Blockade lyrics
[The Jolly Rogers - Devin's Blockade lyrics]
Our crew's been sailin' for months on the sea
With just these pirates and
The sails for company
The longer I'm out the more
I miss those girls ashore
When I get back I'll never go to sea no more!
Next day the captain calls and says
"Don't you know
We've plundered lots of ships now let's
Take those girls at home!"
With a cheer we turned around and
Sailed for port with speed
When I heard "Land Ho!" I knew
I'd get to do the deed!
Before the anchor dropped I was
Off across the shore
To the nearest bar where I
Flew right through the door
Every girl smiled and their widened with glee
Dolly raised her skirt and then
Reached out and grabbed me!
But then Devin stepped up and
All the girls swayed
He flipped his hair around and
He took my girl away!
Your mate's supposed to be there
To come to your aid
But nothing ever seems to
Get past Devin's Blockade!
Next day I ranged farther to
The other side of town
When I saw pretty Polly a-shoppin' for a gown
I saw in her dressing room
Don't think she realized
But she said, "Come here, sailor
Let me try you on for size"
But then Devin stepped up and
All the girls swayed
He painted on his pants and
He took my girl away!
Your mate's supposed to be there
To come to your aid
But nothing ever seems to
Get past Devin's Blockade!
So I woke up early 'cause I
Knew that he'd sleep late
And went straight to the brothel
Where I wouldn't have to wait
I threw my money on the
Bar and shouted "Service, please!"
Two sexy girls got up
And three more went down to their knees!
But then Devin stepped up and
All the girls swayed
He grinned and raised an eyebrow and
He took my girl away!
Your mate's supposed to be there
To come to your aid
But nothing ever seems to
Get past Devin's Blockade!
Sunday met a girl in church
Somewhere he'd never been
And said to her, "Forgive me
But I'd really like to sin!"
She grabbed me by the hand and
Said "You'll come with me
We're going 'round the back, " she cooed
"and in the rectory!"
But then Devin stepped up and
All the girls swayed
He sang a stupid bawdy song and
He took my girl away!
Your mate's supposed to be there
To come to your aid
But nothing ever seems to
Get past Devin's Blockade!
So back to the ship we went
It could not get much worse
But as we passed a first aid
Tent we spied a sexy nurse
Her top was low her skirt was
High for it was very hot
In a voice like an angel she said
"Let's see what you've got"
But then Devin stepped up and
The nurse just backed away
"Never seen the like of it!" is
What we heard her say "That's scabies
That's rabies and a healthy dose of clap!
Chlamydia and syphilis don't
Attack like that!" but then Devin laid down
We left him there that day
He was a hero to the crew in his own warped
Twisted way!
Your mate's supposed to be there
To come to your aid
Thank God nothing ever got
Past Devin's Blockade!
Thank God nothing ever got
Past Devin's Blockade!
(Door opens, in walks Devin)
Hey guys what are you recording?
With just these pirates and
The sails for company
The longer I'm out the more
I miss those girls ashore
When I get back I'll never go to sea no more!
Next day the captain calls and says
"Don't you know
We've plundered lots of ships now let's
Take those girls at home!"
With a cheer we turned around and
Sailed for port with speed
When I heard "Land Ho!" I knew
I'd get to do the deed!
Before the anchor dropped I was
Off across the shore
To the nearest bar where I
Flew right through the door
Every girl smiled and their widened with glee
Dolly raised her skirt and then
Reached out and grabbed me!
But then Devin stepped up and
All the girls swayed
He flipped his hair around and
He took my girl away!
Your mate's supposed to be there
To come to your aid
But nothing ever seems to
Get past Devin's Blockade!
Next day I ranged farther to
The other side of town
When I saw pretty Polly a-shoppin' for a gown
I saw in her dressing room
Don't think she realized
But she said, "Come here, sailor
Let me try you on for size"
But then Devin stepped up and
All the girls swayed
He painted on his pants and
He took my girl away!
Your mate's supposed to be there
To come to your aid
But nothing ever seems to
Get past Devin's Blockade!
So I woke up early 'cause I
Knew that he'd sleep late
And went straight to the brothel
Where I wouldn't have to wait
I threw my money on the
Bar and shouted "Service, please!"
Two sexy girls got up
And three more went down to their knees!
But then Devin stepped up and
All the girls swayed
He grinned and raised an eyebrow and
He took my girl away!
Your mate's supposed to be there
To come to your aid
But nothing ever seems to
Get past Devin's Blockade!
Sunday met a girl in church
Somewhere he'd never been
And said to her, "Forgive me
But I'd really like to sin!"
She grabbed me by the hand and
Said "You'll come with me
We're going 'round the back, " she cooed
"and in the rectory!"
But then Devin stepped up and
All the girls swayed
He sang a stupid bawdy song and
He took my girl away!
Your mate's supposed to be there
To come to your aid
But nothing ever seems to
Get past Devin's Blockade!
So back to the ship we went
It could not get much worse
But as we passed a first aid
Tent we spied a sexy nurse
Her top was low her skirt was
High for it was very hot
In a voice like an angel she said
"Let's see what you've got"
But then Devin stepped up and
The nurse just backed away
"Never seen the like of it!" is
What we heard her say "That's scabies
That's rabies and a healthy dose of clap!
Chlamydia and syphilis don't
Attack like that!" but then Devin laid down
We left him there that day
He was a hero to the crew in his own warped
Twisted way!
Your mate's supposed to be there
To come to your aid
Thank God nothing ever got
Past Devin's Blockade!
Thank God nothing ever got
Past Devin's Blockade!
(Door opens, in walks Devin)
Hey guys what are you recording?