The Jolly Rogers - The Queen Fairy lyrics
[The Jolly Rogers - The Queen Fairy lyrics]
That liverpool ship, that wonderful ship
Now that's the ship for me
She's called the queen fairy and she's
Quite a sight to see
The ship's all manned by women
Not a single bloke in sight
Except for me, the cabin boy
Who tucks them in at night
Now on that ship
Our bosun's name was Foghorn Fenny Firl
Around the world you'll not
Find such a playful, willing girl
But every time we go below she
Lets forth such a howl
The captain she'd yell "thar she blows"
There's whales off the bow
The gunner's name was Charlotte paine and
She was full of spite
She kept a loaded blunderbuss in
Bed with her at night
And so she caught me as I
Climbed into her tiny bed
"My gun's cock" she grinned and said
"but i'll cack yours instead!"
Sunlight Sally, our first mate
A natural blonde is she
She suns in the nude upon the deck
For all the crew to see
I rub her skin with slippery oils
From feet up to her neck
When we make love I slip right off
And slide across the deck woo!
And there's our cook, and i might add
A truly filling dish
She goes with wine, she goes with ale
She goes with fowl or fish
When i'm hungry for a bite
I slip right down below
And have myself a little bite
Of lushcious Lucy blow
Our captain, young Carleene McBust
Now she was best of all
She had two certain features just
As large as cannon balls
Like two moons they're big and
Round and alabaster white
And like all heavenly bodies, they're
Sure to come out tonight, yes
Now that's the ship for me
She's called the queen fairy and she's
Quite a sight to see
The ship's all manned by women
Not a single bloke in sight
Except for me, the cabin boy
Who tucks them in at night
Now on that ship
Our bosun's name was Foghorn Fenny Firl
Around the world you'll not
Find such a playful, willing girl
But every time we go below she
Lets forth such a howl
The captain she'd yell "thar she blows"
There's whales off the bow
The gunner's name was Charlotte paine and
She was full of spite
She kept a loaded blunderbuss in
Bed with her at night
And so she caught me as I
Climbed into her tiny bed
"My gun's cock" she grinned and said
"but i'll cack yours instead!"
Sunlight Sally, our first mate
A natural blonde is she
She suns in the nude upon the deck
For all the crew to see
I rub her skin with slippery oils
From feet up to her neck
When we make love I slip right off
And slide across the deck woo!
And there's our cook, and i might add
A truly filling dish
She goes with wine, she goes with ale
She goes with fowl or fish
When i'm hungry for a bite
I slip right down below
And have myself a little bite
Of lushcious Lucy blow
Our captain, young Carleene McBust
Now she was best of all
She had two certain features just
As large as cannon balls
Like two moons they're big and
Round and alabaster white
And like all heavenly bodies, they're
Sure to come out tonight, yes