The Jolly Rogers - The Ship is FIne lyrics
[The Jolly Rogers - The Ship is FIne lyrics]
There's not a thing wrong with the ship
In fact she is just fine
But there would be some changes if
This vessel it were mine
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
Just some subtle tweaks to
Improve the atmosphere!
I would have a great big deck
Plated it solid gold
'Cause being teased about my little
Deck is really getting old!
I'd sail from south Tortuga all
The way up to Quebec
And in each port I'd shout
"Hеy sailor! Want to ride my great big deck?"
(Ha ha! It's еnormous)
There's not a thing wrong with the ship
In fact she is just fine
But there would be some changes if
This vessel it were mine
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
Just some subtle tweaks to
Improve the atmosphere!
Let's see, uh i'd get rid of all the water
From down in the ballast hold
And replace it with some good dark rum
Where it can stay nice and cold
Every man aboard the ship can drink
Until he's had his fill
And the only rule we'd enforce is
No one's allowed to spill!
(Ha ha! How about that? And
Then you replace it later)
There's not a thing wrong with the ship
In fact she is just fine
But there would be some changes if
This vessel it were mine
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
Just some subtle tweaks to
Improve the atmosphere!
I'd strip her down just to her rudder
A mast and a wheel
I'd make her long and hard
And hollow and cover her in steel!
She'd be a giant floating cannon
No need for cabins or walls
And everyone would shiver when they saw
The size of my balls!
(I'm shivering already you've seen
Them they're huge)
There's not a thing wrong with the ship
In fact she is just fine
But there would be some changes if
This vessel it were mine
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
Just some subtle tweaks to
Improve the atmosphere!
I'd replace the bunks and hammoks
With big four poster beds
And I'd get rid of most
The crew, like you lot
And hire trollops on instead
She would be a floating brothel
And I'd be her captain bold
And I'd have more fun than any pirate
And I'd make a lot more gold!
There's not a thing wrong with the ship
In fact she is just fine
But there would be some changes if
This vessel it were mine
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
Just some subtle tweaks to
Improve the atmosphere!
I'd get rid of all the sails
Find something better than the wind
Perhaps some kind of
Intermittent combustion engine
With reciprocating pistons and a fuel
Source based on heat
We could- Hey, wait! Woah woah woah!
Oh forget it, you mooks
Let's go with Devin's brothel plan
Wouldn't that be sweet?
There's not a thing wrong with the ship
In fact she is just fine
But there would be some changes if
This vessel it were mine
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
Just some subtle tweaks to
Improve the atmosphere!
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
Just some subtle tweaks to
Improve the atmosphere!
In fact she is just fine
But there would be some changes if
This vessel it were mine
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
Just some subtle tweaks to
Improve the atmosphere!
I would have a great big deck
Plated it solid gold
'Cause being teased about my little
Deck is really getting old!
I'd sail from south Tortuga all
The way up to Quebec
And in each port I'd shout
"Hеy sailor! Want to ride my great big deck?"
(Ha ha! It's еnormous)
There's not a thing wrong with the ship
In fact she is just fine
But there would be some changes if
This vessel it were mine
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
Just some subtle tweaks to
Improve the atmosphere!
Let's see, uh i'd get rid of all the water
From down in the ballast hold
And replace it with some good dark rum
Where it can stay nice and cold
Every man aboard the ship can drink
Until he's had his fill
And the only rule we'd enforce is
No one's allowed to spill!
(Ha ha! How about that? And
Then you replace it later)
There's not a thing wrong with the ship
In fact she is just fine
But there would be some changes if
This vessel it were mine
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
Just some subtle tweaks to
Improve the atmosphere!
I'd strip her down just to her rudder
A mast and a wheel
I'd make her long and hard
And hollow and cover her in steel!
She'd be a giant floating cannon
No need for cabins or walls
And everyone would shiver when they saw
The size of my balls!
(I'm shivering already you've seen
Them they're huge)
There's not a thing wrong with the ship
In fact she is just fine
But there would be some changes if
This vessel it were mine
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
Just some subtle tweaks to
Improve the atmosphere!
I'd replace the bunks and hammoks
With big four poster beds
And I'd get rid of most
The crew, like you lot
And hire trollops on instead
She would be a floating brothel
And I'd be her captain bold
And I'd have more fun than any pirate
And I'd make a lot more gold!
There's not a thing wrong with the ship
In fact she is just fine
But there would be some changes if
This vessel it were mine
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
Just some subtle tweaks to
Improve the atmosphere!
I'd get rid of all the sails
Find something better than the wind
Perhaps some kind of
Intermittent combustion engine
With reciprocating pistons and a fuel
Source based on heat
We could- Hey, wait! Woah woah woah!
Oh forget it, you mooks
Let's go with Devin's brothel plan
Wouldn't that be sweet?
There's not a thing wrong with the ship
In fact she is just fine
But there would be some changes if
This vessel it were mine
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
Just some subtle tweaks to
Improve the atmosphere!
Nothing unrealistic or too drastic or severe
Just some subtle tweaks to
Improve the atmosphere!