The Killjoy Club, James Garcia - Surprize lyrics

Surprise! It's my lucky day
Shucky ducky I’m fucking lucky
Hand over your chain, your watch, your jacket
Damn you's a player huh partner
Now toss me them keys and beat it bitch

Iron pipe poke through your head
Make a bong out of it and smoke with the dead
Your homie came for revenge
I choked him instead
Your obituary was a joke that I read
I'm a guru master, causer of distaster
Drink all flavors of Faygo, so fuck Shasta
Woo, spell caster, drunken old bastard
Surprise when we trade blows
I throws mine faster

Motherfucker no surprise, we're the rawest
Making indie money, I want any money
Starvin' artist
You saw my Rolls parked in the projects
That was just a make you
Haters hate me more project
I do shit on purpose just to
Make you haters wanna hurt me
Touch me trip my clique'll
Spread like fucking herpes
And we'll drown your ass
ICP clown on your ass
Da Mafia 6ix ready to ride
Go to town on that ass

9 milli pressed against your forehead
Machete to your neck
Wrong move and you're dead (Surprise)
Double barrel placed right to your spine
Empty your pockets, what's yours is now mine
(Surprise)
This could be the end of your life
(Decision time)
You shouldn't, shouldn't reach for that knife
You don't know! Just don't be stupid
(Surprise)

I want peace and they're defendin'
Now it's me they want dead
Pistol grip, never slip, I'm a grown man
Koopsta god in disguise, can you tell me why
I'mma just to ease your fucking life
Could you see Mafia 6ix and ICP
We beat they ass up like a DJ Paul beat
There he go, quickly reload
Down on the floor
Thought I told them niggas that the
Clique up in this hoe

Suddenly it's hard to breath
I just slit your throat from the back
Remember me? Before he dies I wanna look
Up deep in his eyes
You know what you did to me? Well, surprise!
I coulda just shot you and
Took off from the spot
But that wasn't enough
I wanna feel your pulse stop
I won't even hide you
Leave you in the street like some trash
Butt naked with a wine bottle
Stickin' out your ass

9 mili pressed against your forehead
Machete to your neck
Wrong move and you're dead (Surprise)
Double barrel placed right to your spine
Empty your pockets, what's yours is now mine
(Surprise)
This could be the end of your life
(Decision time)
You shouldn't, shouldn't reach for that knife
You don't know! Just don't be stupid
(Surprise)

When I came up on em
I'm so sick I'll probably make you vomit
The 5-0 out there looking for me
Cause, I got a murder case and
They came to solve it
Surprise a motherfucker with
My dangerous content
And every time I spit it you
Can tell it's the bomb shit
I'm weighing heavy on a haters conscience
And y'all fucked up trying tame the monsters
Y'all better pray to Jesus
Ain't no other rapper in the
Game could see us
They try but they can't defeat us
(Killjoy club)
I'll leave ya body bleedin', I know
Y'all ain't ready for me or my hatchet family
Still runnin' beneath the streets
No surprise

I can make you move, you can bet that
Hunt the unit on em, is you with that?
See I rob niggas like Kid Cat
I'll make em get back, bitch nigga get back
Hunt the unit on em, rob a nigga for his sack
Stick and move
I've told you I'm with the shit
Easy come, and easy fucking go ho
I'm looking for that muthafuckin dough bro

9 mili pressed against your forehead
Machete to your neck
Wrong move and you're dead (Surprise)
Double barrel placed right to your spine
Empty your pockets, what's yours is now mine
(Surprise)
This could be the end of your life
(Decision time)
You shouldn't, shouldn't reach for that knife
You don't know! Just don't be stupid
(Surprise)

9 mili pressed against your forehead
Machete to your neck
Wrong move and you're dead (Surprise)
Double barrel placed right to your spine
Empty your pockets, what's yours is now mine
(Surprise)
This could be the end of your life
(Decision time)
You shouldn't, shouldn't reach for that knife
You don't know! Just don't be stupid
(Surprise)