The Les Claypool Frog Brigade - David Makalaster lyrics
[The Les Claypool Frog Brigade - David Makalaster lyrics]
I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
My lips are moving faster than
My mind can comprehend i'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Some call me "Mr mcAly-Mouth
" but think of me as friend
If you believe the things I tell you
I've a bridge or two to sell you
And since I've cut my intake down
My liver's on the mend
'Cause, I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Good evening, and here's what's new
Isn't it awfully nice to live in a
World where everything's exactly
How it seems?
We live in a world where all you have
To do is sit around and dream
About the things that make ya happy
About the things that make ya smile
Lay back, relax, apathy's back in style!
I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
And I firmly execute every word I say
I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Only 6% of America thinks that I am gay
If you believe the things I tell you
I've a bridge or two to sell you
And if you see the spider
Don't spill your curds and whey
'Cause, I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Good evening, and here's what's new
Isn't it awfully nice to live in a
World where everything's exactly
How it seems?
We live in a world where all you have
To do is sit around and dream
About the things that make ya happy
About the things that make ya smile
Lay back, relax, apathy's back in style!
Isn't it awfully nice to live in a
World where everything's exactly
How it seems?
We live in a world that stokes you
In the fire to build up steam
We live in a world where all you
Have to do is sit and dream
About the things that make ya happy
About the things that make ya smile
Lay back, relax, apathy's back in style!
Apathy's back in style!
I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Good evening, and here's what's new!
Your ten o'clock newscaster
My lips are moving faster than
My mind can comprehend i'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Some call me "Mr mcAly-Mouth
" but think of me as friend
If you believe the things I tell you
I've a bridge or two to sell you
And since I've cut my intake down
My liver's on the mend
'Cause, I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Good evening, and here's what's new
Isn't it awfully nice to live in a
World where everything's exactly
How it seems?
We live in a world where all you have
To do is sit around and dream
About the things that make ya happy
About the things that make ya smile
Lay back, relax, apathy's back in style!
I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
And I firmly execute every word I say
I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Only 6% of America thinks that I am gay
If you believe the things I tell you
I've a bridge or two to sell you
And if you see the spider
Don't spill your curds and whey
'Cause, I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Good evening, and here's what's new
Isn't it awfully nice to live in a
World where everything's exactly
How it seems?
We live in a world where all you have
To do is sit around and dream
About the things that make ya happy
About the things that make ya smile
Lay back, relax, apathy's back in style!
Isn't it awfully nice to live in a
World where everything's exactly
How it seems?
We live in a world that stokes you
In the fire to build up steam
We live in a world where all you
Have to do is sit and dream
About the things that make ya happy
About the things that make ya smile
Lay back, relax, apathy's back in style!
Apathy's back in style!
I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Good evening, and here's what's new!