The Madd Rapper, Eminem - Stir Crazy lyrics

Uhh, hell yea man, hm, oh fuck yeah
When I'm not at home beating my shit to death
I'm listening to The Madd Rapper's album
This is Ken Kaniff and I'm still mad as hell
Fuck you

I'm crazy with this razor, with this razor
I'm crazy
With this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed
I'm crazy!
Okay, I'm reloading, go bring Jay-Z!
Tell him I'ma ghostwrite for
Him on Dre's beats
Ran in the ladies' room naked in a blanket
At the banquet and started to spank it (Argh)
Came in the bank with a tank
Fired a blank at the clerk
And handcuffed her ankles to the
Safe and thanked her
But I didn't take nothing (Thanks)
Every bullet came from the same gun
Just from different angles
'Cause I was picking strange
Places to aim from
(Man, I bet you fifty bucks you
Won't jump out the window, shady)
Crash (Ahh!) pay me

Psyche! No bread, fucked up in the head
Shot my girl and my sister cause
I caught them in bed
(Bang, bang, bang, bang)
I'm a crazy motherfucker
Might shoot me a Fed
Or I just might start a fistfight instead
See as far as the dough go, I go loco
See me pumpin' gas at your local Sunoco
(Twenty dollars, please)
Stuck off the hydro, mixed with cocoa
Jump turn styles, then run from po-po

Life stinks, we don't give a fuck son
We crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is crazy!
Life stinks, we don't give a fuck son
We crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is crazy!

Yo, yo, I wish I'd been aborted
My pockets got a shortage
Everything I wanna floss, I can't afford it
I'm trying to sell a O
My pops trying to snort it
My daughter's babysitter is about
To be deported
I'm mad cause I still stand in line for clubs
Mad cause my Rottweiler still
Shit's on the rugs (Goddammit Spike)
Feeling kinda crazy now
I just might flip out
Slim Shady gave me shrooms and
I might trip out, like
(Eh oh dude yo, this shit is crazy oohhhh
This is incredible ohhh)
Fuck that, Slim, keep that for yourself
You a crazy white dude and you need some help
Word!

I got a beautiful wife, kids
And a gorgeous home
What would make me jump in the
Tub with a cordless phone?
I'm straight vicious
I hit you with plates and dishes
Leave you with eight stitches
What, I'm gay, cause I hate bitches?
Slut, don't be nice to me
I've had it with girls
And I'll still be mad at the world
Even if it apologized to me (sorry)
You're hearing the last thoughts of a man
About to blow his fucking brains out
Fall back with a blood stained blouse
On top of his spouse
Spread out on a blood stained couch
In front of his kids that he
Just killed in the same house
I'm sicker than Boy George
Picturing Michael Jackson
In little boys' drawers shopping
At toy stores shady said it, Shady meant it
I stay demented
I'll throw a stroller at you
With a baby in it (Yeraraer)
Go ahead pull the plug
Think I won't smack you
I just dropped a fucking pill mom
Don't vacuum

Life stinks, we don't give a fuck son
We crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is crazy
Life stinks, we don't give a fuck son
We crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild hoes and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd Rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is crazy