The Moldy Peaches - Steak For Chicken lyrics
[The Moldy Peaches - Steak For Chicken lyrics]
Mardi Gras came and went
Mardi Gras came and went
All my money has been spent
All my money has been spent
How am I gonna pay the rent?
How am I gonna pay the rent?
Sitting on your face sitting on my ass
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who am I gonna stick my dick in?
We're not those kids sitting on the couch
My former life I was a high roller
My former life I had a sister
Dropped my kids in the diamond stroller
I abused her and I dissed her
Found my calling as a part time bowler
She got swept up in a twister
Traded my wife for a new three-holer
First I laughed and then I missed her
Who mistook these baths for showers?
Who fucked up that Leaning Tower?
We're not those kids sitting on the couch
Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away
Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away
Live on birthday cake each day
Different dreams than yesterday
Tell your grandparents that they're gay
Tell your grandmas they're okay
Steal their money and run away
Kiss their cheek and run away
'Cause me and my friends are so smart
Me and my friends are so smart
We invented this new kind of art
We invented this new kind of darts
Post modernist, throwing darts
Hit a bull's-eye and cut a fart
Smoking crack and cutting crack
Smoking crack and cutting crack
Who mistook this crap for genius?
Who missed that thing on the ceiling?
Who is gonna stroke my penis?
Who is gonna hurt my feelings?
We're not those kids we're not those kids
Sitting on the couch sitting on the couch
Oh people are shiny like a brand new book
Even your mother is a crook
But, if you get a closer look
But, if I get a closer look
There's shit on every hand you shook
There's shit on every road you took
If you don't believe me, look at your hand
If you don't believe me, read your book
So who made all these things for killing?
Somebody's making a killing
Whose pussy hole needs filling?
Whose empty heart needs filling?
We're not those kids we're not those kids
Sitting on the couch sitting on the couch
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who am I going to stick my dick in?
We're not those kids sitting on the couch
Sitting on the couch sitting on the couch
Sitting on the couch
Mardi Gras came and went
All my money has been spent
All my money has been spent
How am I gonna pay the rent?
How am I gonna pay the rent?
Sitting on your face sitting on my ass
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who am I gonna stick my dick in?
We're not those kids sitting on the couch
My former life I was a high roller
My former life I had a sister
Dropped my kids in the diamond stroller
I abused her and I dissed her
Found my calling as a part time bowler
She got swept up in a twister
Traded my wife for a new three-holer
First I laughed and then I missed her
Who mistook these baths for showers?
Who fucked up that Leaning Tower?
We're not those kids sitting on the couch
Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away
Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away
Live on birthday cake each day
Different dreams than yesterday
Tell your grandparents that they're gay
Tell your grandmas they're okay
Steal their money and run away
Kiss their cheek and run away
'Cause me and my friends are so smart
Me and my friends are so smart
We invented this new kind of art
We invented this new kind of darts
Post modernist, throwing darts
Hit a bull's-eye and cut a fart
Smoking crack and cutting crack
Smoking crack and cutting crack
Who mistook this crap for genius?
Who missed that thing on the ceiling?
Who is gonna stroke my penis?
Who is gonna hurt my feelings?
We're not those kids we're not those kids
Sitting on the couch sitting on the couch
Oh people are shiny like a brand new book
Even your mother is a crook
But, if you get a closer look
But, if I get a closer look
There's shit on every hand you shook
There's shit on every road you took
If you don't believe me, look at your hand
If you don't believe me, read your book
So who made all these things for killing?
Somebody's making a killing
Whose pussy hole needs filling?
Whose empty heart needs filling?
We're not those kids we're not those kids
Sitting on the couch sitting on the couch
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who am I going to stick my dick in?
We're not those kids sitting on the couch
Sitting on the couch sitting on the couch
Sitting on the couch