The Muppets, Ty burrell - Interrogation Song lyrics

Kermit, let's begin
Describe the day you played Berlin

We rehearsed and then we walked about
We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut

That night at 10 o' three
Were you inside the portrait gallery?

From 10 o' clock 'til 10 o' four
Was when we did the show's encore

Hmm frog, we've got our doubts
Can you confirm your whereabouts?

My alibi is watertight
The audience saw me sing all night

Monsieur, we know you did the crime

I was onstage that whole time
Ask who sang Rainbow Connection!

Thank you, Kermit no more questions

(spoken)
'Allo! I think it's time for Good Cop
Romantic Cop (sung)
Miss Piggy, you cleaned up locked inside
Now's your chance to save your hide

Gentlemen, I did not know
It's a crime to steal the show

Tell us how the art was taken

If you want to save your bacon

I haven't seen your missing art
All I've stolen is audience hearts

We can give you a plea deal

All you have to do is squeal

I'm not a thief, I don't know how!
All I've ever taken is a bow

We'll catch the swine that did this job

Give up the pig puns, creep!
Go jump in a lake! That's my suggestion

Thank you, Piggy no more questions

(spoken) i think she likes me

(spoken) i don't think your puns
Are helping the investigation

(spoken) you know, uh

(sung) i think they did it

No they didn't

Yes they did and we can pin it

If they did, how did they do it?

If they didn't, how didn't they didn't?

If they didn't, then it's easy 'cause they
Simply didn't do it

If they did it, then I knew it
But we've nothing that can prove it!

(spoken) ahem excuse Me
Bring in the purple guy with the schnoz

(sung) do you remember what you did
That night you played Madrid?

I was hit by a raging bull
And rushed off stage to the hospital

Gonzo, what do you know
About a sculpture theft at Madrid's Prado?

I never saw the stolen bust
I spent the night in bed concussed

The truth, Gonzo the clock is tickin'

If you don't believe me, ask the chicken

Bock Bock?

Camilla was there she'll cooperate

Madame, are you willing to corroborate?

(clucking)

(spoken)
Will somebody get this chicken out of here?!

Calm down, Camilla it's a routine inspection

Thank you, Gonzo no more questions

Let's go, from the start
What do you know about the stolen art?

I didn't know there was a plan

Your accusation's far out, man!

Chances of us committing a crime
Are less than 009

(mock Swedish)

To help with our investigation
Can you do a full translation?

What the chef just said to you
Was "schnoop do schnoop do schnoo"
It's not Swedish

Ah, ah, ah, ah!

Wak, wak, wak, wak, wak

Uh i can do an Elvis impression!

Thank you, Muppets no more questions!

They didn't

No they didn't

There's no way they did a crime

They couldn't, they're too stupid

They're not criminal masterminds

We do not know who did it
But we know who didn't do it

So we know who didn't do it
Yes, we know who didn't do it

(spoken)
They are incapable of being culpable