The Muppets, Ty burrell - Interrogation Song lyrics
[The Muppets, Ty burrell - Interrogation Song lyrics]
Kermit, let's begin
Describe the day you played Berlin
We rehearsed and then we walked about
We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut
That night at 10 o' three
Were you inside the portrait gallery?
From 10 o' clock 'til 10 o' four
Was when we did the show's encore
Hmm frog, we've got our doubts
Can you confirm your whereabouts?
My alibi is watertight
The audience saw me sing all night
Monsieur, we know you did the crime
I was onstage that whole time
Ask who sang Rainbow Connection!
Thank you, Kermit no more questions
(spoken)
'Allo! I think it's time for Good Cop
Romantic Cop (sung)
Miss Piggy, you cleaned up locked inside
Now's your chance to save your hide
Gentlemen, I did not know
It's a crime to steal the show
Tell us how the art was taken
If you want to save your bacon
I haven't seen your missing art
All I've stolen is audience hearts
We can give you a plea deal
All you have to do is squeal
I'm not a thief, I don't know how!
All I've ever taken is a bow
We'll catch the swine that did this job
Give up the pig puns, creep!
Go jump in a lake! That's my suggestion
Thank you, Piggy no more questions
(spoken) i think she likes me
(spoken) i don't think your puns
Are helping the investigation
(spoken) you know, uh
(sung) i think they did it
No they didn't
Yes they did and we can pin it
If they did, how did they do it?
If they didn't, how didn't they didn't?
If they didn't, then it's easy 'cause they
Simply didn't do it
If they did it, then I knew it
But we've nothing that can prove it!
(spoken) ahem excuse Me
Bring in the purple guy with the schnoz
(sung) do you remember what you did
That night you played Madrid?
I was hit by a raging bull
And rushed off stage to the hospital
Gonzo, what do you know
About a sculpture theft at Madrid's Prado?
I never saw the stolen bust
I spent the night in bed concussed
The truth, Gonzo the clock is tickin'
If you don't believe me, ask the chicken
Bock Bock?
Camilla was there she'll cooperate
Madame, are you willing to corroborate?
(clucking)
(spoken)
Will somebody get this chicken out of here?!
Calm down, Camilla it's a routine inspection
Thank you, Gonzo no more questions
Let's go, from the start
What do you know about the stolen art?
I didn't know there was a plan
Your accusation's far out, man!
Chances of us committing a crime
Are less than 009
(mock Swedish)
To help with our investigation
Can you do a full translation?
What the chef just said to you
Was "schnoop do schnoop do schnoo"
It's not Swedish
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Wak, wak, wak, wak, wak
Uh i can do an Elvis impression!
Thank you, Muppets no more questions!
They didn't
No they didn't
There's no way they did a crime
They couldn't, they're too stupid
They're not criminal masterminds
We do not know who did it
But we know who didn't do it
So we know who didn't do it
Yes, we know who didn't do it
(spoken)
They are incapable of being culpable
Describe the day you played Berlin
We rehearsed and then we walked about
We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut
That night at 10 o' three
Were you inside the portrait gallery?
From 10 o' clock 'til 10 o' four
Was when we did the show's encore
Hmm frog, we've got our doubts
Can you confirm your whereabouts?
My alibi is watertight
The audience saw me sing all night
Monsieur, we know you did the crime
I was onstage that whole time
Ask who sang Rainbow Connection!
Thank you, Kermit no more questions
(spoken)
'Allo! I think it's time for Good Cop
Romantic Cop (sung)
Miss Piggy, you cleaned up locked inside
Now's your chance to save your hide
Gentlemen, I did not know
It's a crime to steal the show
Tell us how the art was taken
If you want to save your bacon
I haven't seen your missing art
All I've stolen is audience hearts
We can give you a plea deal
All you have to do is squeal
I'm not a thief, I don't know how!
All I've ever taken is a bow
We'll catch the swine that did this job
Give up the pig puns, creep!
Go jump in a lake! That's my suggestion
Thank you, Piggy no more questions
(spoken) i think she likes me
(spoken) i don't think your puns
Are helping the investigation
(spoken) you know, uh
(sung) i think they did it
No they didn't
Yes they did and we can pin it
If they did, how did they do it?
If they didn't, how didn't they didn't?
If they didn't, then it's easy 'cause they
Simply didn't do it
If they did it, then I knew it
But we've nothing that can prove it!
(spoken) ahem excuse Me
Bring in the purple guy with the schnoz
(sung) do you remember what you did
That night you played Madrid?
I was hit by a raging bull
And rushed off stage to the hospital
Gonzo, what do you know
About a sculpture theft at Madrid's Prado?
I never saw the stolen bust
I spent the night in bed concussed
The truth, Gonzo the clock is tickin'
If you don't believe me, ask the chicken
Bock Bock?
Camilla was there she'll cooperate
Madame, are you willing to corroborate?
(clucking)
(spoken)
Will somebody get this chicken out of here?!
Calm down, Camilla it's a routine inspection
Thank you, Gonzo no more questions
Let's go, from the start
What do you know about the stolen art?
I didn't know there was a plan
Your accusation's far out, man!
Chances of us committing a crime
Are less than 009
(mock Swedish)
To help with our investigation
Can you do a full translation?
What the chef just said to you
Was "schnoop do schnoop do schnoo"
It's not Swedish
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Wak, wak, wak, wak, wak
Uh i can do an Elvis impression!
Thank you, Muppets no more questions!
They didn't
No they didn't
There's no way they did a crime
They couldn't, they're too stupid
They're not criminal masterminds
We do not know who did it
But we know who didn't do it
So we know who didn't do it
Yes, we know who didn't do it
(spoken)
They are incapable of being culpable