The Original Broadway Cast of School of Rock, Alex Brightman, Sierra Boggess - Here at Horace Green lyrics

Mr Schneebly
Perhaps you're not familiar with
This kind of institution?
Let me explain something to you

Here at Horace Green
Our name has come to mean pure excellence
In every sense which we commandeer for quite
A lofty yearly fee

When they write those checks
Each parent here expects their child to earn
A high return
And because they do the pressure's
On for you and me

Here at Horace Green we rule the rankings
Lead the funding test right off the chart
Greatness is routine the board demands it
Or we will both be ripped apart

Ah, no worries with me
If a kid gets out of line, I smack 'em
Real hard

There is no corporal punishment

But you do spank 'em though, right?

Aha! No

At our hallowed school
The children as a rule learn discipline
We drill it in with, as you might guess
The fear of doing less than well

While they're in our care
We tenderly prepare them to compete
With the elite
Till they are dispersed to Harvard
Or at worst, Cornell

Here at Horace Green we take top honors
Crush our rivals wear the prep school crown
There's no in between we get results here
Or the alums will hunt us down

Here at Horace Green we stick to custom
Keep on schedule do what must be done
Don't and it will mean i go ballistic

Right, then that's all good luck have fun