The Simpsons, Bart Simpson - Do the Bartman lyrics

Bart? Bart! Bart!
Bart! I didn't do it nobody saw me
Do it you can't prove anything

Yo! Hey, what's happening, dude?
I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude
Terrorizin' people wherever I go
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow
Fixin' test scores to get the best scores
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor
I'm the kid that made delinquency an art
Last name, Simpson first name, Bart
I'm here today to introduce the next phase
The next step in the big Bart craze
I got a dance, real easy to do
I learned it with no rhythm
And so can you! Uh
So move your body, if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Now that you got it, if you think you can
Do it to the music, that's the Bartman

Everybody if you can, do the Bartman! (Woah)
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can
Man! (Check it out, man)
Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can!
(Bartman)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
(Uh, huh)
Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can
Man! (Woah, mamma)
Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can!
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman

It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep
Homer was yellin' (Bart) Mom was, too
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew
Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom
Sittin' by myself, confined to my room
When all else fails, nothin' else left to do
I turn on the music
So I can feel the groove!

Move your body, if you got the notion
(Woah, I'm feeling the groove now, baby)
Front to back in a rock-like motion
(Bring it back)
Move your hips from side to side now
(Woah, do the Bartman)
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now
(Woah, Lisa)
If you've got the groove, you gotta use it
(Ha, hahaha)
Rock rhythm in time with the music
(Hahaha, check it out, man)
You just might start a chain reaction
If you can do the Bart
You're bad like Michael Jackson

Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
(Oh yeah)
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can
Man! (Shake your body)
Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can!
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
(yeah, do the Bartman)
Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
(Everybody, yeah, do the Bartman)
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can
Man! (Check it out)
Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can!
(Woah, mamma)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
(I'm bad, I'm bad)

(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman!
Everybody back and forth from side to side
(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman!
Pick your feet up off the floor
Let 'em glide
(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman!
She can do it, he can do it, so can I!
(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman!
Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny!

Turn it down! Will you
Stop that infernal racket? Do the Bartman!
Oh my ears! Lisa, put that saxophone away!
You can't touch this!
I didn't do it nobody saw me
Do it you can't prove anything

Now, I'm in the house feelin' good to be home
'Til Lisa starts blowin' her damn saxophone
And if it was mine
You know they'd take it away
But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay
I'm up in my room, just a-singin' a song
Listenin' to the kicks while
I'm kickin' along yeah, Lisa likes jazz
She's her number one fan
But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bartman!

Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
(Hey everybody)
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can
Man! (Need I remind you)
Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can!
(Uh, I am the Bartman)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
(Check it out)

(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman!
Everybody back and forth from side to side
(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman!
She can do it, he can do it, so can I!

Move your body, if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now
If you've got the groove, you gotta use it
Rock rhythm in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction
Hahaha, I'm the Bartman

Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
(it, baby)
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can
Man!
Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can!
(Oh, yeah, I'm bad, I'm real bad)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
(Woah, I'm bad)
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can
Man! (Do the Bartman)
Move your butt to the side, yes you can, can!
(Haha)
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman
(Oh yeah)

(Do the Bartman) Move your body
If you got the notion
(You call that dancing?)
Front to back in a rock-like motion
(Watch this rhythm)
Move your hips from side to side now (yeah)
Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now
If you've got the groove, you gotta use it
(Haha) rock rhythm in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction
(Eat your heart out, Michael)
(Oop, haha, Do the Bartman)

You're grounded! Oh wow, man