Dan Bull, The Stupendium - An Impostor Calls (Imposter) lyrics

Just another day of duties on the Skeld
Slightly spooked by all the
Crew that we've expelled out the airlock
Thinking that we're Sherlock
Trying to ensure whatever is aboard
Is sent to Hell
'Cause I've a sneaking suspicion
There's a freak on the mission
And they're picking us off one by one
But with each wrong decision
We are missing a technician
And there isn't anywhere to run
Did you hеar that?

Better finish the task that's
In hеre and dash, in fact
I'm a beginner at this but still
I'll give it a bash
Unclear if anybody witnessed me get
Rid of the trash but if they didn't
We're in for a nasty imminent crash


The killer has to be diligent
'Cause a slip of the mask
Could mean the difference
Between winning and getting evacuated
We're trapped in a heated debate on
Who's a friend or a foe
Will you be yeeted to space? Dunno
Depends on the vote


Now I'm losing faith in my crew
And I'm pointing fingers at you
We're finding them gone, one by one
Until we're finally down to two
I know that I've got nothing to prove
And so have you been telling the truth?
Well, I'm placing my faith in
The vacuum of space
'Cause face it, we haven't a clue

I hate to vent but I'm gonna get accusatory
By the vent, well
I just saw something super gory
Brought you here to hear my story
Listen up or you'll be sorry
If you're in a room with Blue
I put to you that you should worry
For goodness sake, you must be mistaken if
You're makingSuch a baseless
Accusation, I mean, look at this face
Isn't it innocent? Fragrant as
A cinnamon bake
So you better shift the blame
Or face your imminent fate

I was in electrical, inspecting all the wires
I know you're skeptical
I tell you he's conspired i swear
I saw a flash of
Tentacle eviscerate the ventricles
Of one magenta gent that
Blue offensively retired
That's a lie, I didn't do it
It was you and I can prove it
Then let's retrieve the CCTV
We will see the culprit while we view it
No need, I've seen it and deleted it already
I swear these days
Only repeats are on the telly


Now I'm losing faith in my crew
And I'm pointing fingers at you
We're finding them gone, one by one
Until we're finally down to two
I know that I've got nothing to prove
And so have you been telling the truth?
Well, I'm placing my faith in
The vacuum of space
'Cause face it, we haven't a clue

Red alert, we need security
There has been a murder spree
Isn't it suspicious that no witnesses
Were there to see?
Would you quit giving me the
Third degree? Refer to Green green's dead
His bleeding head's in the infirmary
We urgently need an emergency meeting
To determine what we should do
But everyone's speaking, mute 'em
There's been a mutiny of mutants
Who are being a nuisance
So we need scrutiny to foresee
Which beans are humans
It's either me or you, the people
Viewing can see the truth, look
Methinks the lady do be pleadin' just
A wee bit too much

Would the crew please report to the bridge?
Crew to the bridge, thank you

It's you or me, it's me or you
And I can’t see what we should do
We'll cast a vote and when we're through
We'll save the ship or doom the crew

Now I'm losing faith in my crew
And I'm pointing fingers at you
We're finding them gone, one by one
Until we're finally down to two
I know that I've got nothing to prove
And so have you been telling the truth?
Well, I'm placing my faith in
The vacuum of space
'Cause face it, we haven't a clue

I say it's him
He says it's me we should dispatch
So cast a vote and blast a
Bloke out of the hatch

One by one, your crew decreases
You came in peace but you left in pieces
This impostor's stopped
Did you want an award?
Who's to say I was the only one aboard?
Just let me unlock the manifolds