The Tubes - What Do You Want From Life? lyrics
[The Tubes - What Do You Want From Life? lyrics]
What do you want from life?
To kidnap an heiress
Or threaten her with a knife?
What do you want from life? To get cable TV
And watch it every night?
There you sit, a lump in your chair
Where do you sleep and what do you wear
When you're sleeping
What do you want from life? An Indian guru
To show you the inner light?
What do you want from life?
A meaningless love affair
With a girl that you met tonight?
How can you tell when you're doin' alright?
Does your bank account swell
While you're dreaming at night?
How do you know when you're really in love?
Do violins play when you're touching the one
That you're loving?
What do you want from life?
(What do you want from life?)
Someone to love and somebody you can trust?
What do you want from life?
(What do you want from life?)
To try and be happy
While you do the nasty things you must?
What do you want from life?
What do you want from life?
What do you want from life?
What do you want from life?
Well, you can't have that, but
If you're an American citizen
You are entitled to:
A heated kidney shaped pool
A microwave oven don't watch the food cook
A Dyna-Gym -I'll personally demonstrate it in
The privacy of your own home
A kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly
Brown waterbed with polybendum
A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi
Real simulated Indian jewelry!
A Gucci shoetree!
A year's supply of antibiotics
A personally autographed picture
Of Randy Mantooth
And Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number
A beautifully restored 3rd
Reich swizzle stick rosemary's baby!
A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams
A new Matador a new mastadon
A Maverick a Mustang
A Montego a Merc Montclair
A Mark IV a meteor
A Mercedes an MG
Or a Malibu? A Mort Moriarty
A Maserati a Mac truck
A Mazda a new Monza
Or a moped
A Winnebago - Hell, a herd of Winnebago's
We're giving 'em away
Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw?
A Las Vegas wedding a Mexican divorce
A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot or
A baby's arm holding an apple?
To kidnap an heiress
Or threaten her with a knife?
What do you want from life? To get cable TV
And watch it every night?
There you sit, a lump in your chair
Where do you sleep and what do you wear
When you're sleeping
What do you want from life? An Indian guru
To show you the inner light?
What do you want from life?
A meaningless love affair
With a girl that you met tonight?
How can you tell when you're doin' alright?
Does your bank account swell
While you're dreaming at night?
How do you know when you're really in love?
Do violins play when you're touching the one
That you're loving?
What do you want from life?
(What do you want from life?)
Someone to love and somebody you can trust?
What do you want from life?
(What do you want from life?)
To try and be happy
While you do the nasty things you must?
What do you want from life?
What do you want from life?
What do you want from life?
What do you want from life?
Well, you can't have that, but
If you're an American citizen
You are entitled to:
A heated kidney shaped pool
A microwave oven don't watch the food cook
A Dyna-Gym -I'll personally demonstrate it in
The privacy of your own home
A kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly
Brown waterbed with polybendum
A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi
Real simulated Indian jewelry!
A Gucci shoetree!
A year's supply of antibiotics
A personally autographed picture
Of Randy Mantooth
And Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number
A beautifully restored 3rd
Reich swizzle stick rosemary's baby!
A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams
A new Matador a new mastadon
A Maverick a Mustang
A Montego a Merc Montclair
A Mark IV a meteor
A Mercedes an MG
Or a Malibu? A Mort Moriarty
A Maserati a Mac truck
A Mazda a new Monza
Or a moped
A Winnebago - Hell, a herd of Winnebago's
We're giving 'em away
Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw?
A Las Vegas wedding a Mexican divorce
A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot or
A baby's arm holding an apple?