Tim Curry - The Zucchini Song lyrics

Now down the road there lives a man
I'd like you all to know
He grew a big zucchini for
The local flower show
And when the story got around they
Came from far and wide
And when then saw what he had grown
Everybody cried

O-o-o oh! What a beauty
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh Oh! What a beauty
It must be two foot long or even more
And it's such a lovely color
So big, and round, and fat
I've never seen a zucchini grow
Quite as big as that oh Oh! What a beauty
I've never seen one as big as that before
He was leaning on the garden
Gate the other day
And beckoned to a lady who
Lives just across the way
He took her down the garden path and
Showed it to her with pride
And when she saw the size of it
The little lady sighed

O-o-o oh! What a beauty
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh Oh! What a beauty
It must be two foot long or even more
And it's such a lovely color
So big, and round, and fat
I've never seen a zucchini grow
Quite as big as that oh Oh! What a beauty
I've never seen one as big as that before

Third verse, worse than the first!
And then the flower show was
Held and everybody went
To see this huge zucchini
Lying there inside the tent
Soon the judges came along to
Give the prizes out
And they only took one look at
It and they began to shout
Now what did they shout?"

O-o-o ooh! What a beauty
I've never seen one as big as that before
Oh Oh! What a beauty
It must be two foot long or even more
And it's such a lovely color
So big, and round, and fat
I've never seen a zucchini grow
Quite as big as that oh Oh! What a beauty
I've never seen one as big as that before