Tom MacDonald - Buttholes lyrics

Look, Donald Trump isn't as bad
As they say he is (what)
He really only tryna make America great again
(oh) the Bible's just a book for
People scared to be Atheist
Did we land on the moon? I mean
Maybe they fakin' it (heh)
The earth could be flat
The presidents could be aliens
And Americans might even be
Nicer than Canadians (meh)
Unpopular opinions got us caught
Up into craziness and hatin' one another
But we're all just homo sapiens

Someone's always gonna hate you
No matter what
Might as well just be yourself and
Let people think you suck
Opinions are like buttholes
Everyone got one they cover up
And all you gotta do is follow through when
You yellin' that you don't give a fuck
I ain't lettin' anyone piss in my Cornflakes
Stay the hell out my face and I
Will stay out of your way
I know that life is cruel
And lately it ain't fair at all
You hate your job, your phone is lost
There's evil men and racist cops
Yeah, I don't care if you are black
Or white or gay or straight
Or old or young or smart or dumb or
Where you're from or what you make
The only thing I care about is
Livin' like I'm not afraid
Of dyin' while I'm sleepin'
So I seize it while I'm still awake

We're so angry, hatin' everyone we don't know
We can't even take a joke
We should really let it go
(Let it go though)
And be happy, stop talkin' shit on our phones
And blockin' everyone we know
We've been bein' buttholes (Bein' buttholes)

Maybe the feds killed Biggie and Pac (hmm)
Maybe the Ku Klux Klan just needs
Some love and a hug (no)
Maybe 9 11 really was an inside job
And the Christians are
Right: homosexuality's wrong (heh)
Or the Illuminati really want the
Best for the people (uh uh)
And abortions are murder
So they should just be illegal
'Cause I don't know, that's all I'm sayin'
These opinions drive us crazy
Got us fightin' so much lately
We're divided from our neighbours

Someone's always gonna hate you
No matter what
Might as well just be yourself and
Let people think you suck
Opinions are like buttholes
Everyone got one they cover up
And all you gotta do is follow through when
You yellin' that you don't give a fuck
I ain't lettin' anyone piss in my Cornflakes
Stay the hell out my face and I
Will stay out of your way
I know that bein' you is
Harder than it sounds
You're the only one who can
So be you and do you proud
Yeah, I don't care if you are black
Or white or gay or straight
Or old or young or smart or dumb or
Where you're from or what you make
The only thing I care about is
Livin' like I'm not afraid
Of dyin' while I'm sleepin'
So I seize it while I'm still awake

We're so angry, hatin' everyone we don't know
We can't even take a joke
We should really let it go
(Let it go though)
And be happy, stop talkin' shit on our phones
And blockin' everyone we know
We've been bein' buttholes (Bein' buttholes)

Everyone a butthead, everyone end up dead
Everybody upset, everybody blood red
Everybody feels like no one cares
Everything is fucked up
Everything is tough luck
I have had enough dumb, everybody shut up
Everybody thinks that life ain't fair
(Shut up)

We're so angry, hatin' everyone we don't know
We can't even take a joke
We should really let it go
(Let it go though)
And be happy, stop talkin' shit on our phones
And blockin' everyone we know
We've been bein' buttholes (Bein' buttholes)

We're so angry, hatin' everyone we don't know
We can't even take a joke
We should really let it go
(Let it go though)
And be happy, stop talkin' shit on our phones
And blockin' everyone we know
We've been bein' buttholes (Bein' buttholes)