Tom MacDonald - Everybody Needs Me lyrics

I think the world's gone braindead
Since when did everybody identify
As they/them?
Cut off all their penis’s and trade them
For some fake breasts
I ain't homophobic, I got gay friends
I just think it's weird
That the world’s so offended
They tell us fat is beautiful
While they taking Ozempic
They wanted to get rich
And they started a pandemic
And they really wanna win
So they riggin' the elections
Everybody's offended
By everything, every second
And any time that I mention
That men can never get pregnant
I get aggressively threatened
By kids with 17 genders
Who think a word is a weapon


And wanna teach me a lesson
And it's crazy P. Diddy diddling rappers
And hitting women on camera
Conviction ain't gonna
Happen hid the evidence instead
Of putting him in the slammer 'cause
He's too rich to be cancelled
We try to fill the prison cell with the president

Born in Canada
Moved to the USA
Where you're probably
A racist if you’re not gay

All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and/or vageenie
They/them, he/she
Everybody needs me
All of my straights, all of my gays
All of my bis who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees
They/them, he/she
Everybody needs ne

Won de doctor (won de doctor)
Tell him save me ’mon (tell him save me 'mon)
Me da see one rapper (da see one rapper)
He a chi chi ’mon (he a chi chi 'mon)
('Mon, 'mon)

I think the world’s gone mad
Does Black lives still matter
Or is trans the new black?
Everytime I rap, I got 'em crappin' they pants
They havin' cardiac arrest like they all had the jab
It's weird, take a look
At your history, you're yellin' "Free Palestine"
Look what happened
When you freed Britney
You're children ain't gay, they've
Been watching too much Disney
Eminem fans praise Shady, but diss me
Everybody's so triggered that
I just keep gettin' bigger
They wanna Morgan Wallen me
Like Tom MacDonald said
I just wanna know about
Which rich celebrities kiss
Kiss the Epstein listies from existence
I don't wanna be nobody other than me
I wanna choke the woke
Until they struggle to breath
Hollywood is a joke
And I'm exposin' the creeps
Like Ellen Page and a man
If she's squattin' to pee

Born in Canada
Moved to the USA
Where you're probably
A racist if you're not gay (Hiyah)

All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and/or vageenie
They/them, he/she
Everybody needs me
All of my straights, all of my gays
All of my bis who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees
They/them, he/she
Everybody needs ne

Don't call me a WHITEBOY, I identify as black
My pronouns are the ones you didn't use so now I'm mad
My hunters go hunting while your Hunter's smoking crack
I can't say the r-word so, y'all are handicapped

All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and/or vageenie
They/them, he/she
Everybody needs me
All of my straights, all of my gays
All of my bis who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees
They/them, he/she
Everybody needs ne

Won de doctor (won de doctor)
Tell him save me 'mon (tell him save me 'mon)
Me da see one rapper (da see one rapper)
He a chi chi 'mon (he a chi chi 'mon)
('Mon, 'mon)