Tom MacDonald - Dummies lyrics

I love the Earth
But I don't really wanna save it (What?)
Everything is sexist
Homophobic or it's racist (Okay)
When life gives us lemons
We're supposed to wanna change it
But my generation rather take some
Pills and escape it (Pew)
Say that I'm transphobic if you wanna
But one day I'll be a father
And I really hope my son don't
Grow up to be my daughter (Haha)
I ain't tryna hurt your feelings
Skin should be a little thicker
That's the problem
Being honest got 'em triggered (Triggered)
The kids are getting weaker 'cause
They're sheltered by society
Pumpkin spice, Ativan for seasonal anxiety
(Woo) wokeness has become a way
To bully non-violently
And cancel everyone without improvin' on
The life we live (It's true)
Without the white there's no black
Without the straight there's no gay
Without the men there's no women
Without the night there's no day
Without the idiots we couldn't laugh
At them when they fall (Ha ha ha)
So maybe we need them after all

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all
Ain't nobody dumber than y'all (Ayy yo)
I guess you love to be wrong
But you don't have the guts or the balls
(Ayy yo) dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee dee dumb
Dumb dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee dee dumb
Dumb

I love the Earth
But I don't really wanna save it (I don't)
Everyone's obsessed with makin'
Stupid people famous (Yep)
If a white boy raps
Then it's called appropriation
But Beyonce dyes her hair blonde and
People say she slayed it (It's weird)
Everybody's outraged, everybody's mad
(They mad) our solutions to the issues
Don't make no sense (No sense)
If stairs are the problem
We build wheelchair ramps (Uh, huh)
We don't cancel feet or persecute
The people with legs (Ha ha ha)
The feminists who started the movement would
Be ashamed of so many things
They fought so you could vote
Not show your butthole on OnlyFans
I'm not a bad person 'cause you
Don't like what I say (Yep)
Call me homophobic just because
I think straight (Ew)
I love people even though we disagree
(Disagree)
I wish we could get WiFi signals from a tree
(From a tree)
Then everyone would plant 'em and we'd
Probably save the planet for free
Too bad we only need 'em to breathe
(Hmm, that's true)

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all
Ain't nobody dumber than y'all (Ayy yo)
I guess you love to be wrong
But you don't have the guts or the balls
(Ayy yo) dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee dee dumb
Dumb dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee dee dumb
Dumb

I love the Earth
But I don't really wanna save it
Classifyin' people by their sex
And race degrades 'em (True)
But we still say straight white males
Are the worst of our population
Guess the labels are okay
If they're Caucasian (That's right)
Our kids are living in their rooms
I swear we barely ever see 'em
"Go outside sometime
There's fresh air you could be breathin'"
Put your phones down, play sports
Do somethin' illegal
"Go and meet your families
They're probably nice people"
These days you're a Nazi if
You don't hate the police (Huh)
They say that white folks think
All Asian people are Chinese (Hm-m)
I'm sorry, what kinda white people you mean?
(Uh)
English? Scottish? German? Swedish? Or Greek?
And Black Lives Matter was problematic
(What?)
It excludes anyone without the pigment
It's automatic ('Kay)
I understand all the reasons it happened
But including all humans is the actual answer
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh (Oh no)

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all
Ain't nobody dumber than y'all (Ayy yo)
I guess you love to be wrong
But you don't have the guts or the balls
(Ayy yo) dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee dee dumb
Dumb dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee dee dumb
Dumb